Dick Whiskey: Drunk Cop [Comic]
The world's a different place when you're drunk. Dangerous decisions are made at impossible speed. Women are attractive at impossible weights. And impossible pain is something you only feel if you stop drinking. The problem is that when Science gets drunk, it's too fucking drunk to think up ways to harness the power of drunk for good. But somehow, Dick Whiskey: Drunk Cop has. He and the fine men of the 18th Drunk Precinct are the latest stars of Man Comics, the comic adventure series that has its foot so far up your ass that you're a sock.
"MYSTERY KNIFE-We've had to shoot everyone who tried touching this. They...change. Maybe you'll get lucky!"
ReplyToo funny.
I like Tim and Tess. Finally, Popsicle Pete has some friends to hang out with!
Reply"f**kin' A, Over"
Reply~Officer O'Malley
Read this drunk, best thing I've read all night. "f**k you, you're a backpack" will be the battle cry heard throughout the downtown area this night
Reply"Fuck you, you're a backpack is drunkenese."
We need a dick wiskey and punchmaster team up it would be so awesometastic that the internet might explode.
ReplyF*ck you, you're a backpack.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesBest. Line. Ever.
Agreed. Totally f**king agreed.
I 2nd that notion
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the best joke was the most hidden one: the fact that volto both harmed the bear with his powers and somehow also sexually stimulated him, confusing him to no end... i literally teared from too much laughing when i read that....
ReplyEven Travis can't believe how tiny he is!
ReplyI love how Volto's energy beams say his name. "VOLTO." Imagine if that worked for everything? Spider-Man's webs hiss "SPIDER-MAN" as he fires them... Superman's heat vision shouts "SUPERMAN! SUPERMAN!" Captain America's punches go "CAPTAIN AMERICA!"
ReplyWould Batman's Batarangs whisper "BATMAN"? If so I fully support this.
Seanbaby is a master of the Marvel Method, even beating Stan Lee at his own game.
ReplyI love that popsicle ad. s**t's too funny.
Reply"Okay, I'm going to jump up and do a flip on the way off, so bank hard or I'll die in the chopper blades."
Reply"Duh, I'm not an idiot."
Oh god I need more.
"Nonono, listen: Dick. Let's shoot that train. YES" Where the f**k does he come up with this s**t. This is one of the few things I've ever seen/read on the internet that's made me take a break and come back to it from laughing so hard my chest hurts.
Replyf**k you, you're a backpack!
ReplyYeah I loved that as well, broke my s**t laughing
"Hey, Chopper Beats Train, Buddy !" hahahaha its been such a long time since i've laughed SO hard ! xD
ReplyWill O'Malley ever capture the Dick Master?
ReplyAll comics should fire their writing staff, and then just let you make s**t up with the pictures. You, sir, are awesome.
ReplyPopsicle Pete is my Hero!!!
ReplyDidn't know that stars had mating cycles.
ReplyTHE MORE YOU LEARN. FROM SEANBABY.
That was bran. Bran has a mating cycle. Apparently.
Genius.
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