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	<title>Comments on: Dick + Naked Woman = Extremely Misleading Headline (NSFW if You Squint)</title>
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	<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 10:54:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: AshsWorkshed</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/dick-naked-woman-extremely-misleading-headline/comment-page-1/#comment-98754</link>
		<dc:creator>AshsWorkshed</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 05:50:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I wish he had been screwing someone. The non-sexually frustrated Presidents/VPs have always been better at leading the country. After all, Clinton screwed an intern; Bush screwed the country. And who's denying Kennedy's awesomeness?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I wish he had been screwing someone. The non-sexually frustrated Presidents/VPs have always been better at leading the country. After all, Clinton screwed an intern; Bush screwed the country. And who&#8217;s denying Kennedy&#8217;s awesomeness?</p>
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		<title>By: Sara Stone</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/dick-naked-woman-extremely-misleading-headline/comment-page-1/#comment-95079</link>
		<dc:creator>Sara Stone</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 00:53:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Anybody knows more information about sara stone? OMG she's damn hot man!! Naisss</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Anybody knows more information about sara stone? OMG she&#8217;s damn hot man!! Naisss</p>
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		<title>By: Gabriel</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/dick-naked-woman-extremely-misleading-headline/comment-page-1/#comment-83736</link>
		<dc:creator>Gabriel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 20:36:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh, my god.

People are idiots.

How did this even start?  "Dude!  That's TOTALLY a naked chick!  I mean, what else could that blob be?  There's hair, and a shape that presumably could be some boobs down there or whatever.  I mean, clearly Cheney's bundled up like it's 40 fucking degrees, so it's COMPLETELY plausible that there are just naked chicks hanging around, right?  That's what they do - they generate heat, don't they?  Whatever!  It's a naked chick!  Clearly he's a rich, evil bastard [or, depending on the speaker's political leanings, 'rich, brilliant bastard'] don't they have naked chicks at their beck and call?  I mean, that's the American Dream, right?  Work hard, excel, and someday naked chicks will strip for you in late-autumn weather just because you say so.  While there's a photographer nearby.  And since you're outside, probably a few Secret Service agents . . . Dude this is TOTALLY well thought-out!  There's a naked chick there!"

Morons.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, my god.</p>
<p>People are idiots.</p>
<p>How did this even start?  &#8220;Dude!  That&#8217;s TOTALLY a naked chick!  I mean, what else could that blob be?  There&#8217;s hair, and a shape that presumably could be some boobs down there or whatever.  I mean, clearly Cheney&#8217;s bundled up like it&#8217;s 40 fucking degrees, so it&#8217;s COMPLETELY plausible that there are just naked chicks hanging around, right?  That&#8217;s what they do - they generate heat, don&#8217;t they?  Whatever!  It&#8217;s a naked chick!  Clearly he&#8217;s a rich, evil bastard [or, depending on the speaker's political leanings, 'rich, brilliant bastard'] don&#8217;t they have naked chicks at their beck and call?  I mean, that&#8217;s the American Dream, right?  Work hard, excel, and someday naked chicks will strip for you in late-autumn weather just because you say so.  While there&#8217;s a photographer nearby.  And since you&#8217;re outside, probably a few Secret Service agents . . . Dude this is TOTALLY well thought-out!  There&#8217;s a naked chick there!&#8221;</p>
<p>Morons.</p>
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		<title>By: Tetsudai</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/dick-naked-woman-extremely-misleading-headline/comment-page-1/#comment-76798</link>
		<dc:creator>Tetsudai</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 21:36:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It's clearly one of the many mutated monstrous grasshoppers he raises.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s clearly one of the many mutated monstrous grasshoppers he raises.</p>
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		<title>By: tafka pb</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/dick-naked-woman-extremely-misleading-headline/comment-page-1/#comment-20327</link>
		<dc:creator>tafka pb</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 04:22:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>very, very nice.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>very, very nice.</p>
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		<title>By: RedBeard</title>
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		<dc:creator>RedBeard</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 22:34:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The reflection is of his gangrene-infested weiner.  Done.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The reflection is of his gangrene-infested weiner.  Done.</p>
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		<title>By: kingmonkey +1</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/dick-naked-woman-extremely-misleading-headline/comment-page-1/#comment-19243</link>
		<dc:creator>kingmonkey +1</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:27:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Faux toes are all the rage in Hollywood, these days. I hear Angelina Jolie got faux toes.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Faux toes are all the rage in Hollywood, these days. I hear Angelina Jolie got faux toes.</p>
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		<title>By: glendoor42</title>
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		<dc:creator>glendoor42</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 18:31:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What the fuck are photoes, fake toes?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What the fuck are photoes, fake toes?</p>
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		<title>By: kingmonkey +1</title>
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		<dc:creator>kingmonkey +1</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:09:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What the... which 4 words...? I want cora back.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What the&#8230; which 4 words&#8230;? I want cora back.</p>
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		<title>By: John</title>
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		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 14:05:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I CAN SAY THIS IN 4 WORDS.....IT'S ALL ABOUT the hottest photoes on TALLHUB~~c om ~~

I CAN SAY THIS IN 4 WORDS.....IT'S ALL ABOUT the hottest photoes on TALLHUB~~com ~~~

I CAN SAY THIS IN 4 WORDS.....IT'S ALL ABOUT the hottest photoes on TALLHUB~~com ~~~</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I CAN SAY THIS IN 4 WORDS&#8230;..IT&#8217;S ALL ABOUT the hottest photoes on TALLHUB~~c om ~~</p>
<p>I CAN SAY THIS IN 4 WORDS&#8230;..IT&#8217;S ALL ABOUT the hottest photoes on TALLHUB~~com ~~~</p>
<p>I CAN SAY THIS IN 4 WORDS&#8230;..IT&#8217;S ALL ABOUT the hottest photoes on TALLHUB~~com ~~~</p>
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