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Diary of a Rejected Peanuts Character

From the Introduction:

From Chapter 3- Larceny, and Other Acts of Lawlessness :

From Chapter 6- Disproportionately Intense Acts of Revenge:

From Chapter 8- A Very Daniel Christmas :

From Chapter 11- Needless Cruelty :

From Chapter 9- Overwhelming Racial Intolerance :

From Chapter 13-24- Sexual Deviance :

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