Diary of a Rejected Peanuts Character
From the Introduction:
From Chapter 3- Larceny, and Other Acts of Lawlessness :
From Chapter 8- A Very Daniel Christmas :
From Chapter 11- Needless Cruelty :
From Chapter 9- Overwhelming Racial Intolerance :
From Chapter 13-24- Sexual Deviance :
lol wow real funny
ReplySimilar to this was "Peanuts, by Charles Bukowski". Worth looking up if you enjoyed this one. Its a bit wordier, but in the same spirit. Sadly saw that one first, but still enjoyed the hell out of this one.
Replyi love the scorpion toss. nice touch lol
ReplyScorpion Tosses are the worst.
ReplyCharles Schulze will be waiting for you in Hell, Daniel.
Replyhe went to heaven
Not after what he did to Charlie's sister.
Peanuts: The Lost Character // Warning: May contain epic win.
ReplyI like the Disproportionately Intense Acts of Revenge,' 'Me and Your Sister Fucking,' and 'Loose-y.' Sooo great. I think I would have actually read and enjoyed Peanuts if they had Daniel as a character. Without him its just boring, stupid kids complaining over meaningless bullshit...
ReplyAlso love the DOB's brief time at Hogwarts
OH my fucking god that was Hilarious, i havent stopped laughing. especially liked the black kid one and the christmas one.
ReplyIt was hard to read a good quater of these. Which kindof sucked. But good job.
ReplyI loved this. :)
Replyit's kind of funny how every article Daniel O'Brian writes there's a dedicated group of people crying how he sucks.
Replywho gives a fuck about peanuts? it sucked dick. DOB, amaziing job raping this, it was awesome. now, if you can do this to dragonball z... . .
ReplyTROLL TROLL ARGUE ARGUE
Replykanyes right, dan
ReplyYeesh, low blow. This is suprisingly lame for this site.
ReplyYeah, well I heard you like niggerdicks.
ReplyAlso, Rule 34
ironicusername, honestly I do get offended. It's a VERY cheap way to make a joke. Iconoclastic jokes are tough to do, inserting extreme violence or lewdness into nostalgia isn't funny. It's just lazy.
ReplyHeck, if I wanted to, it'd take me all of thirty minutes to take this article, slap some labels explaining why it sucks, then passing it off as original humor.
[quote] The Cerberus Says:
ReplySeptember 11th, 2009 at 7:51 am
How fucking old are these, DOB? I remember seeing something like this over a year ago on a website you were linked to. You’re phoning it in now… and instead of a phone, it’s a handful of dicks.
[/quote]
Link or GTFO.
Yes I know, BBcode etcetc
@ Andy ... Shut it! I laughed rather a lot!
ReplyEh, it kind of went the unoriginal killing-beloved-cartoon-characters-is-so-funny route. Childhood favorites + blood/sex doesn't always equal funny. Sometimes it can be done well, but here the jokes aren't great and the art is truly terrible. It looks like it was done by a twelve-year-old with Photoshop.
Reply"Cat Prison" did get a laugh out of me, though...