Diarrhea, Japanese People and The Fashion of the Future: The (Friday) Nooner (EST)!
Awesome Video Of The DayI Have A Bad Case Of Diarrhea
I always thought Japanese people were total badasses, what with the Shogun warriors and the Seppuku and all that, but apparently I was all turned around on the subject. It turns out that Japanese people are actually huge sissies who call an ambulance every time they get diarrhea.
Shouldn't the whole death-before-surrender thing come into play here? If you're Japanese, doesn't checking yourself into a hospital for your explosive diarrhea bring shame upon your family or something? Maybe I'm misinterpreting this whole thing. Maybe they're trying to learn the English for "I have a bad case of diarrhea" because they assume that traveling to an English-speaking country means they're almost certainly going to have to say it at some point. In that case, though, I'd assume that a Japanese person would pretend they DIDN'T have diarrhea to avoid imposing on anyone. You know - because it's rude. On the other hand, so is blasting diarrhea all over a bench at a bus stop. I'm pretty sure that's a rule of thumb no matter what country you're in.
Then again, what do I know? This video was the first time I've ever seen a Japanese person in my entire life.
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"It turns out that Japanese people are actually huge sissies who call an ambulance every time they get diarrhea."
Replyyou are a buttface. don't u understand that the vid is merely a joke? a comedy? need anyone lay it out any clearer for u?
dumb cunt.
Thanks. very helpful article ! Great story !
ReplyI admire the time and effort you put into your blog. I wish I had the same drive :)
ReplyI'm just glad they got the Fanta girls to do the aerobics part.
ReplySorry to burst the bubble of fun, but this show was made a long time ago as a satire. Both Aerobic shows and English education shows were very popular at the time, so a comedian had the bright idea to put the two together, with hilarious results.
ReplyTo be fair this video looks about 20 years old. But they are a country of wimps. I can't tell how many times I have heard " I had to goto hospital because I have very bad cold" pussies. If you want something good check out oshiri gajiri mushi the ass biting bug
Replywell. you can dislike it but you can't deny that it suits lots of people who are pleasant to pay for the tv show.
ReplyI think it's to account for the disciplined ultraviolence.
ReplyOr maybe to cover said ultraviolence with a veneer of cuteness. For international relations purposes
I have the pleasure of currently living in Japan... and a lot of their TV commercials, morning shows and sitcoms are this ridiculous as well. They make everything cute or funny or both. Even diarrhea.
ReplyMaybe it's an Asian thing since I see the same silly things on Korean and Chinese TV channels. *shrug*
Self aware humor is the best kind. The parody in those videos is top notch. The fact that people actually believe it's real is what's so great.
ReplyMy wife is Japanese and she gets mad at me if I don't go to the hospital when I get a cold. Sac up, Japan!
ReplyFrom the nation that brought us "Tubgirl"...
ReplyWho makes these videos and why do they think announcing that you have diarrhea to people and asking them to call an ambulance for it is a common occurance in America?
ReplyThanks, Mr. Data! When are you getting your humor chip installed?
ReplyEr...I myself am Japanese (half asian, and some native american a little)
Replyand im fairly certain that this is just a way to teach japanese speakers english...i just think they choose the wrong thing to say with the ambulance...personally this show could be intended for children who are wanting to learn engllish, if its not just for children its just that they are teaching how to say that, now personally i find it funny however it doesnt change the fact that some people who when sick typically go to a hospital if they cant afford anywhere else to go to get medicine, they could have choose better words such as " can you tell me where a doctor is" then when upon arriving at the doctor or hospital they might not know much else but they know to say what their problem is to the doctor to get them help " I have a bad case of diarrhea" and im pretty certain not all Japanese people go about calling an ambulance when they have diarrhea or what not but they will go to a hospital or doctor just like anyone else would in america lol =P
Those english videos are the best. My favorite one has to be the one where they instruct you in what to say if you get mugged, though...
ReplyAnd the men's fashion... wow. XD It is cool looking if totally impractical.
I'm going to be chanting 'I have a bad case of diallhea' all day now. Thanks.
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