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	<title>Comments on: Dancing Bears, The Future of Video Games and Time Magazine Sucks at Lists: The Daily Nooner (EST)!</title>
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	<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/dancing-bears-the-future-of-video-games-and-time-magazine-sucks-at-lists-the-daily-nooner-est/</link>
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	<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 13:31:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Samudra</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/dancing-bears-the-future-of-video-games-and-time-magazine-sucks-at-lists-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-122064</link>
		<dc:creator>Samudra</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 06:58:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Have you guys tried Mobsters 2? It is so much better than mafia wars.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Have you guys tried Mobsters 2? It is so much better than mafia wars.</p>
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		<title>By: mady</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/dancing-bears-the-future-of-video-games-and-time-magazine-sucks-at-lists-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-85782</link>
		<dc:creator>mady</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 04:15:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You made some good points there. I did a search on the topic and found most people will agree with your blog.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You made some good points there. I did a search on the topic and found most people will agree with your blog.</p>
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		<title>By: Animated Emoticons</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/dancing-bears-the-future-of-video-games-and-time-magazine-sucks-at-lists-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-83922</link>
		<dc:creator>Animated Emoticons</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2009 11:49:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Blogs like this are why I use the internet.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Blogs like this are why I use the internet.</p>
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		<title>By: Michael Swaims evil twin</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/dancing-bears-the-future-of-video-games-and-time-magazine-sucks-at-lists-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-36218</link>
		<dc:creator>Michael Swaims evil twin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:03:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hey ross wanna  team up and kill michael then i shall have my revenge heheheheheeeheheheehehehehehehehhehehehehe
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hey ross wanna  team up and kill michael then i shall have my revenge heheheheheeeheheheehehehehehehehhehehehehe<br />
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		<title>By: Ian Cooper</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/dancing-bears-the-future-of-video-games-and-time-magazine-sucks-at-lists-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-3426</link>
		<dc:creator>Ian Cooper</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 18:12:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I've been watching that bear video at least once a day since you posted this. It's like drugs.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been watching that bear video at least once a day since you posted this. It&#8217;s like drugs.</p>
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		<title>By: Andy Pants</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/dancing-bears-the-future-of-video-games-and-time-magazine-sucks-at-lists-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-3315</link>
		<dc:creator>Andy Pants</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2007 06:11:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I would so buy that game... I'm not even kidding.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I would so buy that game&#8230; I&#8217;m not even kidding.</p>
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		<title>By: Left Hook</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/dancing-bears-the-future-of-video-games-and-time-magazine-sucks-at-lists-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-3293</link>
		<dc:creator>Left Hook</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2007 00:02:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sexy bear danced his way into my heart.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sexy bear danced his way into my heart.</p>
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		<title>By: Nick</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/dancing-bears-the-future-of-video-games-and-time-magazine-sucks-at-lists-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-3287</link>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 22:14:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'm not trying to be an ass, but I think the phrase is "as slow as &lt;i&gt; cold &lt;/i&gt; molasses" which I assume moves pretty slow.

In any case, so there were these 3 moles. They wake up from hibernation and the father pops his head up from the ground and says, "Hey! Come up here. I smell honey!" So, the mother pops her head up out of the hole, and says "oh no, no. I smell syrup." The child couldn't find space to pop up out of the hole and so responds, disgruntled, "I don't know what you're talking about. All I can smell down here is mole asses. (Molasses)" Har har.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m not trying to be an ass, but I think the phrase is &#8220;as slow as <i> cold </i> molasses&#8221; which I assume moves pretty slow.</p>
<p>In any case, so there were these 3 moles. They wake up from hibernation and the father pops his head up from the ground and says, &#8220;Hey! Come up here. I smell honey!&#8221; So, the mother pops her head up out of the hole, and says &#8220;oh no, no. I smell syrup.&#8221; The child couldn&#8217;t find space to pop up out of the hole and so responds, disgruntled, &#8220;I don&#8217;t know what you&#8217;re talking about. All I can smell down here is mole asses. (Molasses)&#8221; Har har.</p>
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		<title>By: Monkey Pants</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/dancing-bears-the-future-of-video-games-and-time-magazine-sucks-at-lists-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-3286</link>
		<dc:creator>Monkey Pants</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 21:53:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I thought molasses moved slowly.  Hence the phrase, "as slow as molasses."  I wish I was as slow as molasses because apparently I'd be able to run 35mph.  That would probably score me an Olympic Gold Medal and all of the endorsement money and endorsement ass that comes with it.  I'd finally be above the law.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I thought molasses moved slowly.  Hence the phrase, &#8220;as slow as molasses.&#8221;  I wish I was as slow as molasses because apparently I&#8217;d be able to run 35mph.  That would probably score me an Olympic Gold Medal and all of the endorsement money and endorsement ass that comes with it.  I&#8217;d finally be above the law.</p>
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		<title>By: glendoor42</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/dancing-bears-the-future-of-video-games-and-time-magazine-sucks-at-lists-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-3270</link>
		<dc:creator>glendoor42</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 19:05:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dammit and I had just mastered my time travelling powers</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dammit and I had just mastered my time travelling powers</p>
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