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Any nostalgia I had about middle school was blown away by that voice! When I heard him talking,the only image I had in my head was an image of a creepy old guy pretending to be a tween, writing what he assumes tweens talk about, so he can lure some unexpecting girl to his doom. D:
ReplyThe writing was clever, but who decided to hire the rape baby of a child molester and a s****y country singer to do the voice acting? Remaking this with a younger, less raspy/deep voice dub would turn this into a really great video.
ReplyOh man, those were the days when creepy child molesters read all of my middle school love notes...those were the days.
Reply...what did I just watch?!?
Replythat was a horrible tween voice and tweens never call themselves tweens...
ReplyRetarded in the most ghastly and unspeakable way...
ReplyGoddamnit Cody, quit making me say 'totes' all the time now. I keep saying it by accident in public and it makes me sound totes retarded.
Replyf**k why did this post like 5 times
It could be because you're totes retarded?
Kidding!
lol
Goddamnit Cody, quit making me say 'totes' all the time now. I keep saying it by accident in public and it makes me sound totes retarded.
ReplyGoddamnit Cody, quit making me say 'totes' all the time now. I keep saying it by accident in public and it makes me sound totes retarded.
ReplyGoddamnit Cody, quit making me say 'totes' all the time now. I keep saying it by accident in public and it makes me sound totes retarded.
ReplyGoddamnit Cody, quit making me say 'totes' all the time now. I keep saying it by accident in public and it makes me sound totes retarded.
ReplyGoddamnit Cody, quit making me say 'totes' all the time now. I keep saying it by accident in public and it makes me sound totes retarded.
Replyplease somebody tell me what totes means its just a word i see everywhere and the context does give me any idea of what it is somebody PLEASE tell me
ReplyIt means totally
Haha, "'n stuff?"
ReplyHaha. That was actually really funny, because I actually remember recently the whole 'yes no' things happening. Cute, Cody. I like your stuff. Different :)
ReplyCheck []yes []no []may-be HEART!
ReplyI giggled. I'm not sure why. I like Cody's humour.
Reply"Heart! Hehehehe..."
The terrible thing is, he sounds almost exactly like a guy I was in middle school with.
Reply"I love how every time the note says ‘lol’ he laughs like a creeper"
ReplyHA!
creeper.
Now Kim,
Replyyou might want to file a complaint against your sense of humour in your local environment and/or that joke is on you.