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Miko
03/01/08 11:50 AM
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I'd rather hang with Phoebe than any of the other so-called 'Friends' apart from Chandler. Also, Kramer? Are you nuts? He's the only person on that show more obnoxious than Jerry.
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glendoor42
03/01/08 08:51 AM
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@ kingmonkey So, you got Mrs. glendoor42 now so what are you bitching about or is the honey moon over.

I would not want to hang out with Giligan, he would fuck something up, unless he shared his weed.
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Cracked Member
02/29/08 05:29 PM
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throw not through. i am an idiot
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02/29/08 05:28 PM
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Alf is the Shit! how about Harry (big dude lived with the Hendersons). As far as people you wouldn't want to hang out with Carlton (Fresh Prince) hell through the prince in there too.
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Cracked Member
02/29/08 09:42 AM
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My ex-wife loved Raymond. That's why she's my ex-wife.
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Sieg
02/29/08 12:27 AM
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that last "everybody loves raymond" joke totaly suckssssss!!!!!!
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Cracked Member
02/28/08 01:01 PM
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How about Raymond? Everybody loves Raymond.
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Cracked Member
02/27/08 10:42 PM
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I love Alf's guts...on rye.
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steveysteve
02/27/08 04:21 PM
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Exactly. Totally hot.
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LummoxJR
02/27/08 03:16 PM
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Kramer? Really? He's colorful in all the ways you'd rather hear about than be involved in. About every third episode of that show, one of his friends had grounds for a justifiable homicide plea if they decided to pick him up and chuck him, thrashing in his hilarious way, through Jerry's window.
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02/27/08 02:41 PM
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You folks is crazy. Alf was amazing.
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steveysteve
02/27/08 02:17 PM
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Phoebe's a dick. And she's no where near as hot as Kramer.
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hulk67851
02/27/08 01:01 PM
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Hey! I would like to hang with Phoebe! She's hot.
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