http://www.cracked.com/blog/crackeds-twitter-updates-for-2008-02-09/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:48:31 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 http://www.cracked.com/blog/crackeds-twitter-updates-for-2008-02-09/#comment-8094 kingmonkey Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:31:23 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/09/crackeds-twitter-updates-for-2008-02-09/#comment-8094 I guess the alcohol kills the part of the brain that knows self-respect, huh? Just kidding. Some of my best freinds are drunken Scottish poets. Not in real life, but... I'm trying to humour you, here. I guess the alcohol kills the part of the brain that knows self-respect, huh? Just kidding. Some of my best freinds are drunken Scottish poets. Not in real life, but… I’m trying to humour you, here.

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/crackeds-twitter-updates-for-2008-02-09/#comment-8066 Captain Ross Mon, 11 Feb 2008 13:59:19 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/09/crackeds-twitter-updates-for-2008-02-09/#comment-8066 As long as you're a drunken Irish or Scottish poet it's acceptable. As long as you’re a drunken Irish or Scottish poet it’s acceptable.

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/crackeds-twitter-updates-for-2008-02-09/#comment-8061 kingmonkey Mon, 11 Feb 2008 13:20:24 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/09/crackeds-twitter-updates-for-2008-02-09/#comment-8061 Shhhh! You just called yourself a published poet in public, Capt. Ross. Shhhh! You just called yourself a published poet in public, Capt. Ross.

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/crackeds-twitter-updates-for-2008-02-09/#comment-8057 Captain Ross Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:15:48 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/09/crackeds-twitter-updates-for-2008-02-09/#comment-8057 As a published poet, I'd like to say poetry is awesome when written by Edgar Allen Poe and featurinh rape, death, plagues, more death and murdering an old guy because he has conjunctivitus. As a published poet, I’d like to say poetry is awesome when written by Edgar Allen Poe and featurinh rape, death, plagues, more death and murdering an old guy because he has conjunctivitus.

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/crackeds-twitter-updates-for-2008-02-09/#comment-8031 kingmonkey Mon, 11 Feb 2008 02:09:18 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/09/crackeds-twitter-updates-for-2008-02-09/#comment-8031 Are you including the squirrel-stalking parts of her blog? Are you including the squirrel-stalking parts of her blog?

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/crackeds-twitter-updates-for-2008-02-09/#comment-8021 Fiendish Sun, 10 Feb 2008 22:24:11 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/09/crackeds-twitter-updates-for-2008-02-09/#comment-8021 I don't know. I hear Rosie O'Donnell has some pretty deep shit on that blog of hers. I don’t know. I hear Rosie O’Donnell has some pretty deep shit on that blog of hers.

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