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I guess the alcohol kills the part of the brain that knows self-respect, huh? Just kidding. Some of my best freinds are drunken Scottish poets. Not in real life, but... I'm trying to humour you, here.
ReplyAs long as you're a drunken Irish or Scottish poet it's acceptable.
ReplyShhhh! You just called yourself a published poet in public, Capt. Ross.
ReplyAs a published poet, I'd like to say poetry is awesome when written by Edgar Allen Poe and featurinh rape, death, plagues, more death and murdering an old guy because he has conjunctivitus.
ReplyAre you including the squirrel-stalking parts of her blog?
ReplyI don't know. I hear Rosie O'Donnell has some pretty deep shit on that blog of hers.
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