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	<title>Comments on: Cracked&#8217;s New Year&#8217;s Resolutions</title>
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	<description>The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958.</description>
	<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 09:59:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Bangs</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/crackeds-new-years-resolutions/comment-page-2/#comment-124137</link>
		<dc:creator>Bangs</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:18:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is a nice content, and this blog is very nice, too. This article's information is what I need, I find it for several days, thanks.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is a nice content, and this blog is very nice, too. This article&#8217;s information is what I need, I find it for several days, thanks.</p>
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		<title>By: Cleiton de Castro Personal Trainer</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/crackeds-new-years-resolutions/comment-page-1/#comment-63498</link>
		<dc:creator>Cleiton de Castro Personal Trainer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2009 14:01:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] em 2009, mesmo depois do efeito do champanhe acabar. Para isso separei (ou seria crackeei?) uma lista das 8 resolu&#231;&#245;es mais comumente proferidas no r&#233;veillon, e o que [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] em 2009, mesmo depois do efeito do champanhe acabar. Para isso separei (ou seria crackeei?) uma lista das 8 resolu&ccedil;&otilde;es mais comumente proferidas no r&eacute;veillon, e o que [...]</p>
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		<title>By: As 8 resoluções de ano novo mais comuns, e como fazer para realmente cumprí-las &#8212; A Revista Papo de Homem - Lifestyle Magazine</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/crackeds-new-years-resolutions/comment-page-1/#comment-63441</link>
		<dc:creator>As 8 resoluções de ano novo mais comuns, e como fazer para realmente cumprí-las &#8212; A Revista Papo de Homem - Lifestyle Magazine</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 18:45:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] suas resoluções em 2009, mesmo depois do efeito do champanhe acabar. Para isso separei (ou seria crackeei?) uma lista das 8 resoluções mais comumente proferidas no réveillon, e o que você deve fazer [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] suas resoluções em 2009, mesmo depois do efeito do champanhe acabar. Para isso separei (ou seria crackeei?) uma lista das 8 resoluções mais comumente proferidas no réveillon, e o que você deve fazer [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Panzer-Stier Ross</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/crackeds-new-years-resolutions/comment-page-1/#comment-62878</link>
		<dc:creator>Panzer-Stier Ross</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:05:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yeah I heard blow-up dolls have realistic pubes now.

Remember Fuckington, using your teeth means a costly puncture!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah I heard blow-up dolls have realistic pubes now.</p>
<p>Remember Fuckington, using your teeth means a costly puncture!</p>
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		<title>By: Fuckington Porkswordworth III</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/crackeds-new-years-resolutions/comment-page-1/#comment-62787</link>
		<dc:creator>Fuckington Porkswordworth III</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 06:49:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My new year's resolution is to stop eating Campbell Brown's pussy so much. I mean seriously, I am constantly finding my chin on her taint.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My new year&#8217;s resolution is to stop eating Campbell Brown&#8217;s pussy so much. I mean seriously, I am constantly finding my chin on her taint.</p>
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		<title>By: David</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/crackeds-new-years-resolutions/comment-page-1/#comment-62779</link>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 04:49:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My face hurts.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My face hurts.</p>
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		<title>By: Vegan Carnivore</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/crackeds-new-years-resolutions/comment-page-1/#comment-62776</link>
		<dc:creator>Vegan Carnivore</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 04:30:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>wtf, its like these writers dont even know spellcheck exists.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>wtf, its like these writers dont even know spellcheck exists.</p>
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		<title>By: Alex</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/crackeds-new-years-resolutions/comment-page-1/#comment-62772</link>
		<dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 03:34:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Bucholz, I've said it before, and I'm fully prepared to say it again.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bucholz, I&#8217;ve said it before, and I&#8217;m fully prepared to say it again.</p>
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		<title>By: Aeolian</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/crackeds-new-years-resolutions/comment-page-1/#comment-62763</link>
		<dc:creator>Aeolian</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 02:16:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You know what kind of music waitresses love?  Early '90s grunge influenced by blues, thrash metal and shoegaze/drone.  Like Joe Cotten.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know what kind of music waitresses love?  Early &#8217;90s grunge influenced by blues, thrash metal and shoegaze/drone.  Like Joe Cotten.</p>
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		<title>By: David</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/crackeds-new-years-resolutions/comment-page-1/#comment-62762</link>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 02:14:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"waitresses"  hahaha I laughed</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;waitresses&#8221;  hahaha I laughed</p>
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