8:10 PMRoss Wolinsky - You know what? I want to meet this Joe Sixpack character.
8:10 PMMichael Swaim - He's hanging out at my place. He's now Joe Fourpack.
8:10 PMDan O'Brien - "If I'm Vice President, I'm gonna stop corruption...Just seems like a no-brainer."
8:10 PMMichael Swaim - And he's pissed about the subprime mortgage crisis, I can telly ou that.
8:10 PMDan O'Brien - "And you know what? No more poor people. Am I missing something? No more poor people or crime."
8:11 PMMichael Swaim - "Rainbows? Is that...yeah? Yeah!"
8:11 PMRoss Wolinsky - That sounded pretty smart for a woman who didn't know that Fannie & Freddy weren't OWNED BY THE GOVERNMENT uhh... how long ago was that? Oh yeah... TWO WEEKS AGO.
8:11 PMDan O'Brien - I agree with Ross, I want to store my coins in Joe Biden's eyes.
8:11 PMRoss Wolinsky - In these days of economic crisis, please, America: STORE YOUR MONEY IN JOE BIDEN'S TINY COIN SLOT EYES.
8:12 PMMichael Swaim - They show weakness by looking at the moderator instead of each other. When will they learn: we just want a staring competition.
8:12 PMMichael Swaim - I think you're underestimating how unsavory the retrieval process would be.
8:12 PMDan O'Brien - Okay, so last week Barack said "McCain is right" over and over again. Today, Joe Biden is saying "Barack was right." By transitive property, Joe Biden is doing more work for McCain in this debate than Palin.
8:12 PMDan O'Brien - Okay, I've started a new drinking game.
8:12 PMMichael Swaim - Darn Right X 2
8:12 PMDan O'Brien - Take a sip whenever I want to have sex with Sarah Palin.
8:13 PMDan O'Brien - Up! Side on the people.
8:13 PMRoss Wolinsky - Everytime Dan O'Brien wants to have sex with Sarah Palin, Joe Biden smiles.
8:16 PMMichael Swaim - Oh wait I get it. Shit. You're racist. That's funny.
8:16 PMMichael Swaim - Gladstone laughs when a dab gruel from the corner of his mouth.
8:16 PMMichael Swaim - I*
8:16 PMMichael Swaim - Poor bastard.
8:16 PMDan O'Brien - You know, this whole election has been about Barack, McCain, and Sarah. I don't think anyone realizes that Biden has been sneaking around. Do you guys know anything about Biden? He is FUCKING INSANE.
8:17 PMMichael Swaim - I hear so much about the middle class, but as a billionare Blogger, I somehow can't bring myself to care.
8:17 PMRoss Wolinsky - The middle class makes me SICK.
8:17 PMDan O'Brien - If he proposed some kind of weather-controlling device tonight, I don't think I'd be surprised.
8:17 PMDan O'Brien - Biden's just this totally quirky, strange, odd little man that no one's listening to.
8:17 PMMichael Swaim - I'm typing this on a diamond.
8:17 PMMichael Swaim - That's the level of wealth we're talking about here.
8:17 PMRoss Wolinsky - YOU HAVE ,Timezone:-5.2 MILLION IN ASSETS. THAT IS NOT THE MIDDLE CLASS.
8:18 PMMichael Swaim - Like Kucinich.
8:18 PMDan O'Brien - Sarah's talking to the Government.
8:18 PMMichael Swaim - That's because she actually thinks it's a sentient being.
8:18 PMDan O'Brien - Look at her swinging that head. She WANTS me to have sex with her.
8:18 PMMichael Swaim - She imagines a large friendly man that she can have conversations with about votes and such.
8:19 PMMichael Swaim - Bush must feel so abandoned right now.
8:19 PMRoss Wolinsky - Question: If someone hates the government so much, why do they want to be the President?
8:19 PMDan O'Brien - Are you guys picking up on Palin's subtext? If you take every third word she says, there's a hidden message.
8:19 PMMichael Swaim - This country needs a President with vocal poise.
8:20 PMMichael Swaim - They got 3 trillion dollars by taxing MY health care?!
8:20 PMMichael Swaim - I knew that vasectomy bill was high.
8:20 PMDan O'Brien - You know, with McCain, we get about an additional 396 back each year, as far as taxes go. With Obama, we get about 1,100. Let's vote for Obama.
