Comments on: The First Rogue President (Cracked’s Inauguration Recap)

By: DOB fan

DOB fan — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 00:31:46 +0000

v Zack, this is their job.
Believe it or not, they get paid for this.
They have to work to get paid.

By: zack

zack — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 01:13:30 +0000

You know, maybe it’s just me, but you guys spend wayyyyyyyy too much time on here. Suggestion: Grow Up!

By: katie5000

katie5000 — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 08:03:31 +0000

“The difference is when you make that choice. If you CHOOSE to drop your drawers, you can’t punish the kid you make. What did he or she do wrong? It’s wrong to escape the responsibility YOU assumed with YOUR choice by killing a child.”

You know, if contraception were better promoted and more readily available, people wouldn’t reach a point where they had to consider abortions…because there wouldn’t be anything there to abort.

You can’t expect all consenting adults to abstain from sex; that’s unrealistic. People decide to have sex for a myriad of reasons–it’s not like it’s this thing that just happens solely because people can’t control themselves.

“Stupid fucking conservibals. Liberatives. Just pop the little bugger out and ASK it if it’s an unborn child. It probably knows better than you do. Faggers. Commuzis. Dunks.”

There you go, CavalierX. How ’bout that?

By: Goategg

Goategg — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 03:46:42 +0000

Woah.Heavy handed stuff here. Abortion, insults flying, liberals, conservatives…. I’m outta my league. Good article, was hilarious, and this live coverage is the very reason why I came to this site in the first place.

By: CavalierX

CavalierX — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 17:29:21 +0000

“Before Bush came out, I was telling my friend “I hope everyone boos Bush when he comes out.” The group next to me was singing “Na na naaaa nah. Na na naaaa nah. Heeeeeeey, Goodbye!””

More proof that Liberals are emotionally damaged children with the bodies of adults. The funniest part is how you Lefties then, in almost the SAME BREATH, turned and demanded national unity, telling us we have to “give Obama a chance.” Remember how you all said “dissent is the highest form of patriotism?” Well, call me patriotic.

By: CavalierX

CavalierX — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 17:25:08 +0000

“Proof that Republicans are hypocrites: “Murdering the innocent to advance an ideology is wrong every time, everywhere.” -Bush”

Are you whining about his executing convicted murderers in Texas, or terrorists hiding behind innocents in violation of the Geneva Conventions? You should read them sometime. If the enemy deliberately sets up bases of operation in civilian-inhabited areas, or uses civilian buildings such as hospitals and religious buildings as fire zones, they are the ones to blame for any civilian casualties that result. Interesting concept, you know — actually blaming the people who put the civilians in danger when they get hurt.

By: Anonymouse

Anonymouse — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 15:10:42 +0000

@CavalierX
Proof that Republicans are hypocrites: “Murdering the innocent to advance an ideology is wrong every time, everywhere.” -Bush
Democracy and christianity are ideologies. Why is America exempt?

By: Anonymouse

Anonymouse — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 14:59:32 +0000

Oh, and one other thing. The guy who introduced, I think, Nancy Pelosi or something. His name was Senator Bennett. His wife is my flute teacher, Joyce Bennett. They showed her on the screen. She was the one with the short blonde hair and glasses. I asked them 2 weeks ago if they were going to be there and they said “Unfortunately, yes.” They’re republican.

By: Anonymouse

Anonymouse — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 14:57:20 +0000

I live in the DC area and I was at the Inauguration (”President Obama” still sounds so weird to me). When I heard him mess up, I was laughing and thinking exactly what you thought: “Does this mean that he’s technically not president since he screwed up the Oath?”
Also, I was one of the people booing Bush when he came out. We also booed Cheney and Condi Rice. Before Bush came out, I was telling my friend “I hope everyone boos Bush when he comes out.” The group next to me was singing “Na na naaaa nah. Na na naaaa nah. Heeeeeeey, Goodbye!”
Omg, the traffic was TERRIBLE! And I don’t mean cars, most people took the metro (that’s what we call the subway here). I mean the HUMAN traffic. It was like a cattle drive. The porta potties blocked most of the exits, so it took us over an hour to just away from the Washington Monument. I didn’t stay for the parade because it was too cold, but I imagine that was worse. There were so many people that all the streets around DC were closed so that people could walk there. It was an army! The whole street was packed!
Oh and the metro! Oh god, we were all packed like sardines! It was probably worse than the subway in New York! Worse, I’m short, so I couldn’t hold onto the bars on top, so I was falling every time they stopped. My boyfriend had to hold me so that I didn’t get squished. Lotta armpits smelled that day. And you know what worries me? We didn’t even get on the most crowded stop! I can’t even imagine what those ones were like. We were so miserable.
They were so worried about whether they’d have enough porta potties for everyone, but no one used them, for obvious reasons. Most people didn’t stay for the parade, and I never saw ANYONE using the johns. A line of buses going for, and I’m not joking, over a block and a half was also blocking our path. It seems like they brought the whole state of Alaska and Florida here (that’s where the buses were from). They were literally parked bumper to bumper. And the fucking army was there, so we couldn’t take certain roads.
The good part was there was a guy handing out free pretzels!

By: josie

josie — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 10:01:49 +0000

Holy nuts? Aloha Dan..it’s been a bit..my apologies. Could you be funnier? I can’t compete with 1400 other comments..normally I read..but I draw the line at 600. Sorry. Working Gladstone in..nice. He needs some love. Is he selling maple syrup now? Poor guy. Frick..I want to say good things..
We all make our choices..