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Seriously, what's with all these black comedians doing the OPPOSITE of what they should be doing? You got your Tyler Perry, your Eddie Murphy, and your Martin Lawrence spending all of their time dressing up like fat old black women. That's not funny and they're not good at it. Period (and another period right after the parenthesis). What they should be making are comedies where they dress up like really young, sexy white girls. You know the kind... The ones you want to just bend over; cum in, on, or around; and then leave to the curb. You don't even have to leave them to the curb! Just let them fall down in the middle of the street-I mean, that's where you were cumming in, on, or around them anyway. Just let go. Seriously, let's put this "Big Momma's House Of Pain (Featuring Norbert)" business to an end. Start dressing up like young white girls I want to fuck, and we'll all be better off.

Other people who are doing it wrong? The Wayans Brothers. That "I'm dressing like a white chick" bullshit has gone on long enough (one movie). It's about time the Wayans Brothers started dressing up like fat old black women. That would be hilarious, like over and over again.

My point is, these people need to wise up. Dave Chappelle? He's not doing anything anymore, and he's hilarious. That's definitely doing it wrong. Richard Pryor, too! That guy's dead. Get it together, black comedians. Some of us are still rooting for you!

And, yes, I am aware that technically I just wrote that I wanted to bend over the Wayans Brothers and then cum in, on, or around them. That's nt a typo.

That "nt" was, though.

Shoulda said "not."

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