Cody's Least Popular Blog Post: Why All Black Comedians Are Doing It Wrong
Seriously, what's with all these black comedians doing the OPPOSITE of what they should be doing? You got your Tyler Perry, your Eddie Murphy, and your Martin Lawrence spending all of their time dressing up like fat old black women. That's not funny and they're not good at it. Period (and another period right after the parenthesis). What they should be making are comedies where they dress up like really young, sexy white girls. You know the kind... The ones you want to just bend over; cum in, on, or around; and then leave to the curb. You don't even have to leave them to the curb! Just let them fall down in the middle of the street-I mean, that's where you were cumming in, on, or around them anyway. Just let go. Seriously, let's put this "Big Momma's House Of Pain (Featuring Norbert)" business to an end. Start dressing up like young white girls I want to fuck, and we'll all be better off.
Other people who are doing it wrong? The Wayans Brothers. That "I'm dressing like a white chick" bullshit has gone on long enough (one movie). It's about time the Wayans Brothers started dressing up like fat old black women. That would be hilarious, like over and over again.
My point is, these people need to wise up. Dave Chappelle? He's not doing anything anymore, and he's hilarious. That's definitely doing it wrong. Richard Pryor, too! That guy's dead. Get it together, black comedians. Some of us are still rooting for you!
And, yes, I am aware that technically I just wrote that I wanted to bend over the Wayans Brothers and then cum in, on, or around them. That's nt a typo.
That "nt" was, though.
Shoulda said "not."
Cody, you can bend me over and then c*m in, on, or around me any time. Although, I'm just a white girl, not one of the Wayans brothers. I hope that doesn't dissappoint you.
ReplyLionel Ritchie hasn't been funny in years.
ReplyWhat, like "Always b***h about white people as if that has been funny ever in the past 70 years of black 'comedy'"?
ReplyUh...yep. You definitely went above and beyond the call to be disturbing there. Great job.
ReplyOh my God. I think I'm falling in love with Cody. Oh. My. God.
ReplyToo bad people are too f**king stupid to understand your stuff, Cody. Not nearly enough dick jokes in there for them.
ReplyI'm afraid we must come to the conclusion that Cody indeed sucks.
ReplySpeak for yourself
Man how do I get so awesome that I get a loyal following of dumb dicks to hate me everywhere I go. It's like a haterazzi that proves awesomeness by contrast of their dirty backpacks and s**t-stain mustaches; and their constant whining of how unfunny cody is as they follow him loyally into a bathroom stall to complain about how unfunny his diarrhea is. Kanye could only jizz-dream about this level of hater loyalty.
Replyevery one of you a*****es that always post something about how much you hate these articles guess what nobody is forcing you to read these so just stop reading and saying it is a s**tty article the only important thing about comedy is that people laugh just like all comedy if you dont like nobody needs to here you b***h about it like i said the only important part is people laughing thats what makes it comedy and really the world would be better if you all just f**king died you pieces of s**t die
ReplyIt's just a website.
Were you forced to write and article or something? Was this the best you could do?
ReplyForced to write AND article? Oh the hell! Oh the torture!
Hey you're not going to find everyone at cracked funny. I frankly find this guy barely registers a smile from me but it seems some of you like to laugh. Though this did do it for me -
Reply"and there’s all these people, saying “thanks for sticking with it Cody” and “you’re getting better”, like he’s fighting off cancer or something"
what an excellent comment. Thanks for bringing it up
I got a 2250 on a cold run of my first SAT and am enrolled in 5 ap classes at my school ( in advance: really? A "do you go to a school for retards?" joke?). That doesn't make me smart but it sure as hell doesn't make me stupid and I really enjoy cody's shit. DOB? swaim? Brockway? All hilarious but sometimes I need a little goofy choppy going for it fun and that's what I get from Cody.
ReplySo thanks Cody. Maybe if you ever read this we can get togeter some time and just write some puns or some shit.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Gotta say, so sick of the black comedy. It's taking over the world, and it's not funny at all. The only black comedian I like is Sinbad. :) (Yes, I just said that...)
ReplyYeah I couldn't say it any better than this guy:
Reply# Steve Says:
November 18th, 2009 at 4:15 am
I don’t read these articles. I gave the guy a shot in the beginning, and it was so fucking terrible I felt like shitting in Mein Kampf and mailing it to Anne Frank’s great-granddaughter. But I figure Cracked has to cater to lots of 12-year-old retards, so they do things like hide profanity and post Cody’s shit. I get it. But then I come here and read the comments, and there’s all these people, saying “thanks for sticking with it Cody” and “you’re getting better”, like he’s fighting off cancer or something. So then I read his article. And of course it’s pathetic. I mean, I can’t even judge it on humor, because obviously there’s none of that. But even the writing is shitty. So how are there so many people that actually like this? It’s sadder than youtube comments + yahoo answers.
fucking loved this article. no word of a lie.
Replycody, while i dont find most of your stuff funny on this website, I laughed quite heartily at this.
your work is more of a social experiment into what makes people rage, im down with that.
Loving everyone missing the point of the article.
ReplyIE: Black comedians are said to be doing it wrong by embracing stereotypes, defying stereotypes, parodying stereotypes, ignoring stereotypes, and making bad movies.
It doesn't matter what they do, as long as it's funny.
I do miss Dave Chappelle though. I think he's the only one who could make fun of Barack Obama and actually be funny.
Haha... wow. There's a guy named "Steve" about halfway down the comments that thinks this article "was so fucking terrible I felt like shitting in Mein Kampf and mailing it to Anne Frank’s great-granddaughter," and I must say, that statement right there is funnier than the entirety of Cody's work on this site. Go on, read the comment, it's hilarious.
Replydoes anyone understand any of cody's posts? at all?
Replyum, i'm black n i don't find this offensive cuz it's true, those movies weren't funny.
ReplyI loved every article except this one
ReplyAlthough after some gentle teasing and a few dates, I'm pretty sure I can love this one too
ALL night long