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	<title>Comments on: CNN Wants You To Hate Boobs (or My Cracked Family Is Just Tops In My Book)</title>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 22:16:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: ecoforkseSs</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/cnn-wants-you-to-hate-boobs-or-my-cracked-family-is-just-tops-in-my-book/#comment-56374</link>
		<dc:creator>ecoforkseSs</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 14:17:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hi there!
I made on photoshop glitter myspace pics.
have a look at them: 
http://tinyurl.com/6zyjzt
Thank you for your website ;-) xoxo</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hi there!<br />
I made on photoshop glitter myspace pics.<br />
have a look at them:<br />
<a href="http://tinyurl.com/6zyjzt" rel="nofollow">http://tinyurl.com/6zyjzt</a><br />
Thank you for your website <img src='http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> xoxo</p>
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		<title>By: glendoor42</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/cnn-wants-you-to-hate-boobs-or-my-cracked-family-is-just-tops-in-my-book/#comment-44461</link>
		<dc:creator>glendoor42</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2008 19:31:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I keep staring at that Hooters chic thinking " You know King of Prussia PA. might not be that bad of a place to live.".</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I keep staring at that Hooters chic thinking &#8221; You know King of Prussia PA. might not be that bad of a place to live.&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>By: josie</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/cnn-wants-you-to-hate-boobs-or-my-cracked-family-is-just-tops-in-my-book/#comment-44260</link>
		<dc:creator>josie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 21:38:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You're close, J-Pappi! It's actually a Turkish expression, when translated word for word, means 'blue shoe wrapped in tinfoil hanging from a tree'. Yet it is more commonly thought to convey the sentiment: 'Sure, I'll play doctor with you from time to time if that's what it takes'..
Strange how things don't translate, right?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;re close, J-Pappi! It&#8217;s actually a Turkish expression, when translated word for word, means &#8216;blue shoe wrapped in tinfoil hanging from a tree&#8217;. Yet it is more commonly thought to convey the sentiment: &#8216;Sure, I&#8217;ll play doctor with you from time to time if that&#8217;s what it takes&#8217;..<br />
Strange how things don&#8217;t translate, right?</p>
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		<title>By: J-Pappi</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/cnn-wants-you-to-hate-boobs-or-my-cracked-family-is-just-tops-in-my-book/#comment-44256</link>
		<dc:creator>J-Pappi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 21:17:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sorry, josie; I don't speak Spanish.  Does that mean you want a sandwich?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry, josie; I don&#8217;t speak Spanish.  Does that mean you want a sandwich?</p>
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		<title>By: josie</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/cnn-wants-you-to-hate-boobs-or-my-cracked-family-is-just-tops-in-my-book/#comment-44252</link>
		<dc:creator>josie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 20:59:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks, kingmonkey + [enter current ], for taking one for the team. I'd be honored.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks, kingmonkey + [enter current ], for taking one for the team. I&#8217;d be honored.</p>
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		<title>By: glendoor42</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/cnn-wants-you-to-hate-boobs-or-my-cracked-family-is-just-tops-in-my-book/#comment-44238</link>
		<dc:creator>glendoor42</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 19:32:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>PLEASE GOD NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>PLEASE GOD NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
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		<title>By: kingmonkey, kung-fu shark killer</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/cnn-wants-you-to-hate-boobs-or-my-cracked-family-is-just-tops-in-my-book/#comment-44228</link>
		<dc:creator>kingmonkey, kung-fu shark killer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 19:04:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I can post a picture of my oiled up titties, if you're interested.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can post a picture of my oiled up titties, if you&#8217;re interested.</p>
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		<title>By: josie</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/cnn-wants-you-to-hate-boobs-or-my-cracked-family-is-just-tops-in-my-book/#comment-44144</link>
		<dc:creator>josie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 02:07:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Quid pro quo.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Quid pro quo.</p>
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		<title>By: J-Pappi</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/cnn-wants-you-to-hate-boobs-or-my-cracked-family-is-just-tops-in-my-book/#comment-44141</link>
		<dc:creator>J-Pappi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 01:25:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Not at all, my dear.  As W.C. Fields would say, "Young lady, I'm prepared to hear your whole life story."  As long as there's a liberal application of oiled/soaped up titties and the like in your dialog you can be assured of keeping the attention of at least one of us.  :-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not at all, my dear.  As W.C. Fields would say, &#8220;Young lady, I&#8217;m prepared to hear your whole life story.&#8221;  As long as there&#8217;s a liberal application of oiled/soaped up titties and the like in your dialog you can be assured of keeping the attention of at least one of us.  <img src='http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>By: josie</title>
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		<dc:creator>josie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 22:58:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Actually, my name is Joanna. Everyone calls me "jo"..I tried to get it as a screen name, but they said it was too short.

Hola Petra! I didn't mean to de-feminize you're name..I dated a Mexican, originally from Vera Cruz named Romeo Ruiz. And whatever you want to slather your breasts with is cool..I initially thought you may be male given the way you write like them.

No, hell no, I'm not a vegan. Yes, I prefer soap to fried chicken on my breasts. Oils, indeed, are preferable..but the slippery, massaging fun kind. No herbs necessary. Living in Hawaii, I am oiled up daily.

I'm not a feminist, or whatever the kids are calling themselves these days. I think JanisJoplin is batshit insane. 

As far as being one of the REALLY cool kids..well who the fuck knows. The regular posters keep me reading and I'm a fan of Gladstone. I love men and everything about them. 

Too gabby, you think?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Actually, my name is Joanna. Everyone calls me &#8220;jo&#8221;..I tried to get it as a screen name, but they said it was too short.</p>
<p>Hola Petra! I didn&#8217;t mean to de-feminize you&#8217;re name..I dated a Mexican, originally from Vera Cruz named Romeo Ruiz. And whatever you want to slather your breasts with is cool..I initially thought you may be male given the way you write like them.</p>
<p>No, hell no, I&#8217;m not a vegan. Yes, I prefer soap to fried chicken on my breasts. Oils, indeed, are preferable..but the slippery, massaging fun kind. No herbs necessary. Living in Hawaii, I am oiled up daily.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m not a feminist, or whatever the kids are calling themselves these days. I think JanisJoplin is batshit insane. </p>
<p>As far as being one of the REALLY cool kids..well who the fuck knows. The regular posters keep me reading and I&#8217;m a fan of Gladstone. I love men and everything about them. </p>
<p>Too gabby, you think?</p>
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