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By: kingmonkey +1

kingmonkey +1 — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 12:52:15 +0000

I don’t think Gladstone’s the marrying kind. No, he’s a wanderer, moving from town to town. Loving where he can, fighting where he needs to, always remembering that dreadful secret that he must carry.

He is the “inviting-girls-to-an-X-files/Lesbian-Experimentation-party” type of guy, though. So if that’s your thing, maybe you do have a future together, foxyrosy.

By: foxyrosy

foxyrosy — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 17:21:38 +0000

Why, Mr Gladstone, nice… cross you got there.
Seriously, you’re my new hero. You rock.
Marry me?

By: glendoor42

glendoor42 — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 18:50:50 +0000

What EVE-6 ablum is the song you use as your theme song on?

By: J-Pappi

J-Pappi — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 06:41:00 +0000

Mac and cheese is a separate orgasmic experience in itself. If she can handle both, you’ve done well, Glendoor.

By: glendoor42

glendoor42 — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 13:26:27 +0000

Hell, I know I’m right, I married the bitch and thanks for clearing up what Gregory has been talking about. I thought he was talking about some move in Mortal Combat but that makes better sense.

By: kingmonkey +1

kingmonkey +1 — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 13:09:53 +0000

glendoor42 is right. His wife is totally cool in bed. You know, if you decide to fuck while eating macocroni and cheese, or if you decide that the moose costume is a bit warm in the summer and you’d prefer to a good old-fashioned game of Tentacle Monster and Sailor Moon… you know, she’s down with that.

I guess it doesn’t hurt that she was a p0rn star back in Hungary, right?

She did have a problem with Gregory, though. He asked if he could join the two of us. He wanted to do something called the Double Viper Assault. He just seemed a bit too eager, if you know what I mean.

By: glendoor42

glendoor42 — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 06:44:06 +0000

“glendoor im fucking a 19 year old and have no trouble getting the “fornicating” aspect you desribed…”

Tell her you are about to get engaged to a wonderful girl but you’d like to still like to pop in
every once in a while for sex and see how that goes.

By: J-Pappi

J-Pappi — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 06:32:54 +0000

I don’t give a fuck. Line ‘em up.

By: WOC

WOC — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 06:30:12 +0000

glendoor im fucking a 19 year old and have no trouble getting the “fornicating” aspect you desribed… of course im 19 too and i can see your point about avoiding women the same age as your daughter. yes 20 year olds are hot but thats just weird

By: glendoor42

glendoor42 — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 05:21:43 +0000

Me, Me, ( raises hand excitedly) I want older women. When you get to be my age( I am Cracks version of Methuselah) You start to feel like a fucking pedophile when you look at
young women and I’m talking 18 to 25 year olds. Hell, I got daughters in that age bracket. Shit it’s hard for me to tell the difference between a lot of 20 something year olds and 14 and 15 year olds.

Plus, unless you are buying a hooker, there is going to be a certain amount of talking going on and there aren’t many 18 to 25 year I want to talk too long enough to get them in bed or talk to at all for that matter, other than yes I want fries with that.

An older woman knows what she wants, ain’t shy about telling you what she wants, knows
how to get what she wants, better in bed, don’t waste time playing fucking games( unless you want them to and depends on the game) and most importantly knows the difference between making love and fornicating.

The difference between making love and fornicating is, lets say with a twenty something
your the third guy she’s ever been with and your lovemaking session was just transcendent and she very sure that your the one she been looking for her whole life and even though she felt this way the other two times and was wrong( fuck Chase and Brandon
they were assholes) She’s moved on with her life and SHE HAS FOUND THE ONE, you. Never mind that in a few years after marriage, a few kids and she’s grown to hate the sight of you, she is gonna leave, take the kids( Fine you say, they were probably Chase’s anyway or Brandon’s( and half your shit and you say HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN!!!!!! I WAS THE ONE!!!!!!!

An older woman’s like “that was great” and your all like ” yeah that was” and then one of you says”Hey you want to get something to eat?” and one of you say “Yeah, how about Macaroni Grill ?” That’s fucking and that’s one of the plethora of reasons I like older women.