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	<title>Comments on: CNN Helps You Decide Which Corner Of America Is Going To Hell Sooner</title>
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	<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 12:13:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Superstar2559</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/cnn-helps-you-decide-which-corner-of-america-is-going-to-hell-sooner/comment-page-1/#comment-122618</link>
		<dc:creator>Superstar2559</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 05:55:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Haha, just a random jab at Swaim. I love it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Haha, just a random jab at Swaim. I love it.</p>
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		<title>By: AyteeSics</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/cnn-helps-you-decide-which-corner-of-america-is-going-to-hell-sooner/comment-page-1/#comment-115224</link>
		<dc:creator>AyteeSics</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:27:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ah, so this is where "Swaim tried to rape a dog" started. Ha.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ah, so this is where &#8220;Swaim tried to rape a dog&#8221; started. Ha.</p>
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		<title>By: AIDEN</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/cnn-helps-you-decide-which-corner-of-america-is-going-to-hell-sooner/comment-page-1/#comment-85731</link>
		<dc:creator>AIDEN</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 21:14:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks for the valuable resource</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for the valuable resource</p>
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		<title>By: Onodera</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/cnn-helps-you-decide-which-corner-of-america-is-going-to-hell-sooner/comment-page-1/#comment-13879</link>
		<dc:creator>Onodera</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2008 17:58:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I would like to defend the midwest and state that Kansas is in the south. I'm not saying that's the truth, I'm just stating that... the thing I stated. Come on! OK, I'll say Kansas is nuetral as it's in the center, but I'll be damned if I accept Missouri!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I would like to defend the midwest and state that Kansas is in the south. I&#8217;m not saying that&#8217;s the truth, I&#8217;m just stating that&#8230; the thing I stated. Come on! OK, I&#8217;ll say Kansas is nuetral as it&#8217;s in the center, but I&#8217;ll be damned if I accept Missouri!</p>
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		<title>By: Links for 2008-03-20 &#187; One Knight Stands</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/cnn-helps-you-decide-which-corner-of-america-is-going-to-hell-sooner/comment-page-1/#comment-13714</link>
		<dc:creator>Links for 2008-03-20 &#187; One Knight Stands</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:19:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Cracked: CNN helps you decide which corner of America is goign to hell sooner  [...]</description>
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		<title>By: fragg</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/cnn-helps-you-decide-which-corner-of-america-is-going-to-hell-sooner/comment-page-1/#comment-13523</link>
		<dc:creator>fragg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 13:40:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>We need to get Swaim that dog sex toy from the disturbing sex toys article.

That being said, I love Swaim's poetry.  It has me drooling everywhere and chasing my tail in excitement!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We need to get Swaim that dog sex toy from the disturbing sex toys article.</p>
<p>That being said, I love Swaim&#8217;s poetry.  It has me drooling everywhere and chasing my tail in excitement!</p>
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		<title>By: kingmonkey +1</title>
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		<dc:creator>kingmonkey +1</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:36:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Okay, cora, why don't you just... wait. Toilet Girl is available on tallmingle.com?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay, cora, why don&#8217;t you just&#8230; wait. Toilet Girl is available on tallmingle.com?</p>
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		<title>By: cora</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/cnn-helps-you-decide-which-corner-of-america-is-going-to-hell-sooner/comment-page-1/#comment-13513</link>
		<dc:creator>cora</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 09:20:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>WOW...so sweet, seems she is famous on a tall dating site~~~~~~~Tallmingle.com ,there are many hot models.they vote the most beautiful member each month.
funny thing.....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WOW&#8230;so sweet, seems she is famous on a tall dating site~~~~~~~Tallmingle.com ,there are many hot models.they vote the most beautiful member each month.<br />
funny thing&#8230;..</p>
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		<title>By: kingmonkey+1</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/cnn-helps-you-decide-which-corner-of-america-is-going-to-hell-sooner/comment-page-1/#comment-13501</link>
		<dc:creator>kingmonkey+1</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 03:19:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I thought I put an end to that 2 years on the john thing. She was actually only seated for about a month or so, and her skin didn't meld to the toilet. It was just some open sores (caused by sitting for a month) which festered and stuck to the toilet seat.

Isn't that better?

The answer is no.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I thought I put an end to that 2 years on the john thing. She was actually only seated for about a month or so, and her skin didn&#8217;t meld to the toilet. It was just some open sores (caused by sitting for a month) which festered and stuck to the toilet seat.</p>
<p>Isn&#8217;t that better?</p>
<p>The answer is no.</p>
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		<title>By: Nadia</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nadia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 02:39:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Glendoor, videotape yourself having an epic battle with wordpress and maybe Ross will make it a nooner.

Swaim, I would release a press conference (to Spitzer proportions) detailing your "non-involvement" with said dog.  You don't want PETA to boycott your youtube sketch, do ya?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Glendoor, videotape yourself having an epic battle with wordpress and maybe Ross will make it a nooner.</p>
<p>Swaim, I would release a press conference (to Spitzer proportions) detailing your &#8220;non-involvement&#8221; with said dog.  You don&#8217;t want PETA to boycott your youtube sketch, do ya?</p>
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