Comments on: Chuck Norris Doesn’t Understand Politics (or Are the Cracked Bloggers The New Beatles?) http://www.cracked.com/blog/chuck-norris-doesnt-understand-politics-or-are-the-cracked-bloggers-the-new-beatles/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:26:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Darkmage http://www.cracked.com/blog/chuck-norris-doesnt-understand-politics-or-are-the-cracked-bloggers-the-new-beatles/#comment-59600 Darkmage Thu, 11 Dec 2008 11:30:35 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1814#comment-59600 Cant find the vid for this anywhere. Cant find the vid for this anywhere.

]]> By: Omar http://www.cracked.com/blog/chuck-norris-doesnt-understand-politics-or-are-the-cracked-bloggers-the-new-beatles/#comment-52235 Omar Fri, 17 Oct 2008 21:32:02 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1814#comment-52235 Shana, I don't know why you're taking back your Yoko suggestion. Given Swaim's obvious obsession with you, and the hopelessly conspicuous sexual tension between you and the band, I'd say you may even one up her. Shana, I don’t know why you’re taking back your Yoko suggestion. Given Swaim’s obvious obsession with you, and the hopelessly conspicuous sexual tension between you and the band, I’d say you may even one up her.

]]> By: Andrewski http://www.cracked.com/blog/chuck-norris-doesnt-understand-politics-or-are-the-cracked-bloggers-the-new-beatles/#comment-49255 Andrewski Sat, 27 Sep 2008 04:17:26 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1814#comment-49255 Thanks Mr. Primate Primus. Thanks Mr. Primate Primus.

]]> By: kingmonkey http://www.cracked.com/blog/chuck-norris-doesnt-understand-politics-or-are-the-cracked-bloggers-the-new-beatles/#comment-49215 kingmonkey Fri, 26 Sep 2008 20:10:42 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1814#comment-49215 As I understand it, in Soviet Russia, catchphrases use you<i>!!</i> As I understand it, in Soviet Russia, catchphrases use you!!

]]> By: Robot Jesus http://www.cracked.com/blog/chuck-norris-doesnt-understand-politics-or-are-the-cracked-bloggers-the-new-beatles/#comment-49194 Robot Jesus Fri, 26 Sep 2008 16:40:39 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1814#comment-49194 Japanese is normal. Those are all the countries that the Soviet Union planned on conquering using funny accents and catch phrases. Japanese is normal. Those are all the countries that the Soviet Union planned on conquering using funny accents and catch phrases.

]]> By: J.J. http://www.cracked.com/blog/chuck-norris-doesnt-understand-politics-or-are-the-cracked-bloggers-the-new-beatles/#comment-49183 J.J. Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:37:29 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1814#comment-49183 Kill 'em and eat 'em. Kill ‘em and eat ‘em.

]]> By: MJ -89 http://www.cracked.com/blog/chuck-norris-doesnt-understand-politics-or-are-the-cracked-bloggers-the-new-beatles/#comment-49114 MJ -89 Thu, 25 Sep 2008 22:56:58 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1814#comment-49114 Exactly. I'll take quality over quantity any day! See, I may only be fluent in one of my languages but I speak it good like. Real good like. Is it just me or does Japanese seem a really odd choice compared to all those other languages? Exactly. I’ll take quality over quantity any day! See, I may only be fluent in one of my languages but I speak it good like. Real good like.

Is it just me or does Japanese seem a really odd choice compared to all those other languages?

]]> By: kingmonkey http://www.cracked.com/blog/chuck-norris-doesnt-understand-politics-or-are-the-cracked-bloggers-the-new-beatles/#comment-49092 kingmonkey Thu, 25 Sep 2008 13:14:46 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1814#comment-49092 Wikipedia says: <i>Dolph Lundgren graduated from the Royal Institute of Technology. He has a master's degree in chemical engineering from the University of Sydney (1982), and was awarded a Fulbright Scholarship to the Massachusetts Institute of Technology in 1983 – but quit after two weeks to pursue acting. He speaks over five languages: Swedish, English, German, French, Spanish, some Japanese, and some Italian, but is not fluent in all of them.</i> Pssht, he's not even fluent in all of his languages? Wikipedia says:
Dolph Lundgren graduated from the Royal Institute of Technology. He has a master’s degree in chemical engineering from the University of Sydney (1982), and was awarded a Fulbright Scholarship to the Massachusetts Institute of Technology in 1983 – but quit after two weeks to pursue acting. He speaks over five languages: Swedish, English, German, French, Spanish, some Japanese, and some Italian, but is not fluent in all of them.

Pssht, he’s not even fluent in all of his languages?

]]> By: kingmonkey, only 1 calorie http://www.cracked.com/blog/chuck-norris-doesnt-understand-politics-or-are-the-cracked-bloggers-the-new-beatles/#comment-49091 kingmonkey, only 1 calorie Thu, 25 Sep 2008 13:11:09 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1814#comment-49091 I heard somewhere that Dolph Lundgren has a 180 IQ and an honorary MIT degree. I'll have to check out the 100% accurate Wikipedia to be sure. I heard somewhere that Dolph Lundgren has a 180 IQ and an honorary MIT degree. I’ll have to check out the 100% accurate Wikipedia to be sure.

]]> By: Andrewski http://www.cracked.com/blog/chuck-norris-doesnt-understand-politics-or-are-the-cracked-bloggers-the-new-beatles/#comment-49059 Andrewski Thu, 25 Sep 2008 02:41:38 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1814#comment-49059 This is off your current topic, but I read that Dolph Lundgren is an incredibly well educated man. This is off your current topic, but I read that Dolph Lundgren is an incredibly well educated man.

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