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Chrono Trigger 2 : Benders of Time, Trippers of Balls

5:45PM, Dark Tower Bridge (?):

7:30PM, Guardia Forest Campgrounds:

Judgment Day:

8:30AM, Truce Village

You can buy Robert's book, Everything is Going to Kill Everybody: The Terrifyingly Real Ways the World Wants You Dead, or follow him on Twitter and Facebook or you can restart and try to get the better ending. You know, the one where you have self restraint.

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