Comments on: Choose Your Own Drug-Fueled Misadventure http://www.cracked.com/blog/choose-your-own-adventure-on-drugs/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:18:53 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: The Awesome-est of youTube’s training videos « Life, The Gym and Everything http://www.cracked.com/blog/choose-your-own-adventure-on-drugs/comment-page-6/#comment-127564 The Awesome-est of youTube’s training videos « Life, The Gym and Everything Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:17:50 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8052#comment-127564 [...] 1:25 – Loose fat! – After 51 seconds of watching a guy wearing jeans and a red shirt warm up for a long day of juggling, we cut to a shot of a rather chubby fellow, also wearing jeans (the same pair…?) but no shirt, and a bulletin warning us about some fat that has escaped and is looking to score some triglycerides on the street.  I figure that similar bulletins reading “Loose tiger!“ are displayed on large screens at zoos when the tiger cage is unexpectedly opened by someone who desperately wants to ride a tiger. [...] [...] 1:25 – Loose fat! – After 51 seconds of watching a guy wearing jeans and a red shirt warm up for a long day of juggling, we cut to a shot of a rather chubby fellow, also wearing jeans (the same pair…?) but no shirt, and a bulletin warning us about some fat that has escaped and is looking to score some triglycerides on the street.  I figure that similar bulletins reading “Loose tiger!“ are displayed on large screens at zoos when the tiger cage is unexpectedly opened by someone who desperately wants to ride a tiger. [...]

]]> By: Pari http://www.cracked.com/blog/choose-your-own-adventure-on-drugs/comment-page-6/#comment-121592 Pari Wed, 28 Oct 2009 02:09:44 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8052#comment-121592 grand theft tiger! LOL grand theft tiger! LOL

]]> By: Ted http://www.cracked.com/blog/choose-your-own-adventure-on-drugs/comment-page-6/#comment-120172 Ted Wed, 21 Oct 2009 22:42:14 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8052#comment-120172 i ended with eating a penguin. i wish it was longer. sigh. i ended with eating a penguin. i wish it was longer.
sigh.

]]> By: TreyDogg http://www.cracked.com/blog/choose-your-own-adventure-on-drugs/comment-page-6/#comment-118256 TreyDogg Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:52:47 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8052#comment-118256 Brockway, you are an absolute wordsmith genius Brockway, you are an absolute wordsmith genius

]]> By: Ken http://www.cracked.com/blog/choose-your-own-adventure-on-drugs/comment-page-6/#comment-115629 Ken Thu, 08 Oct 2009 18:48:06 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8052#comment-115629 Honestly the funniest thing I've ever read on the internet... keep these choose your own adventures coming!! I'd pay for this shit :) Honestly the funniest thing I’ve ever read on the internet… keep these choose your own adventures coming!! I’d pay for this shit :)

]]> By: Re:Generator Magazine » Blog Archive » Have you ever chosen your own adventure… on weed? http://www.cracked.com/blog/choose-your-own-adventure-on-drugs/comment-page-6/#comment-107817 Re:Generator Magazine » Blog Archive » Have you ever chosen your own adventure… on weed? Sun, 30 Aug 2009 19:17:59 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8052#comment-107817 [...] Cracked Magazine remixes the Choose Your Own Adventure series in ways both profane and hilarious. It’s enough to make you wish Fuck This Zoo really had been published. Seriously, who wouldn’t read that? Full articleFeedback [...] [...] Cracked Magazine remixes the Choose Your Own Adventure series in ways both profane and hilarious. It’s enough to make you wish Fuck This Zoo really had been published. Seriously, who wouldn’t read that? Full articleFeedback [...]

]]> By: Shrink wrappers http://www.cracked.com/blog/choose-your-own-adventure-on-drugs/comment-page-6/#comment-107746 Shrink wrappers Sat, 29 Aug 2009 09:47:51 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8052#comment-107746 <strong>Shrink wrappers...</strong> Great Tip... Shrink wrappers…

Great Tip…

]]> By: ·::p·wilkes·journal::· http://www.cracked.com/blog/choose-your-own-adventure-on-drugs/comment-page-6/#comment-89205 ·::p·wilkes·journal::· Wed, 27 May 2009 00:47:13 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8052#comment-89205 [...] Choose your own adventure (on drugs) [...] [...] Choose your own adventure (on drugs) [...]

]]> By: The Count http://www.cracked.com/blog/choose-your-own-adventure-on-drugs/comment-page-6/#comment-88354 The Count Fri, 22 May 2009 15:47:26 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8052#comment-88354 go and tell the world my story, tell them about my brother, tell them about me, the count of tuscany go and tell the world my story, tell them about my brother, tell them about me, the count of tuscany

]]> By: QuakerOats http://www.cracked.com/blog/choose-your-own-adventure-on-drugs/comment-page-6/#comment-87366 QuakerOats Tue, 19 May 2009 04:39:50 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8052#comment-87366 This is by far one of my favorite things on Cracked. I keep coming back to it over and over again, mostly to shout in my mind "WHO’S THE GODDAMN CAPTAIN OF THIS TIGER BOAT?” Also, for the vagina-demons. This is by far one of my favorite things on Cracked. I keep coming back to it over and over again, mostly to shout in my mind “WHO’S THE GODDAMN CAPTAIN OF THIS TIGER BOAT?”

Also, for the vagina-demons.

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