Comments on: ‘Choking Game’ Takes a Surprisingly Dark Turn http://www.cracked.com/blog/choking-game-takes-a-surprisingly-dark-turn/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Fri, 09 Jan 2009 21:13:06 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Mare Y. http://www.cracked.com/blog/choking-game-takes-a-surprisingly-dark-turn/#comment-54360 Mare Y. Wed, 12 Nov 2008 02:37:05 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/15/choking-game-takes-a-surprisingly-dark-turn/#comment-54360 God. Amercia and idiot kids. I can see the head lines in 20 years: "HEY KIDS CAN U READ DUS????" Sheesh. And the hannah montanna thing? One word: LMAO. God. Amercia and idiot kids. I can see the head lines in 20 years: “HEY KIDS CAN U READ DUS????” Sheesh. And the hannah montanna thing? One word: LMAO.

]]> By: pissed off random guy http://www.cracked.com/blog/choking-game-takes-a-surprisingly-dark-turn/#comment-53173 pissed off random guy Thu, 30 Oct 2008 13:26:19 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/15/choking-game-takes-a-surprisingly-dark-turn/#comment-53173 Ok, this is getting retarded. If you freakin retards want to get choked, come here and ill do it for you. If you are stupid enough to want to get choked, you DESERVE to die!!! I say let them keep playing, and if you catch them doing it, choke them yourselves, but for just a bit longer... Death to stupid people! Ok, this is getting retarded. If you freakin retards want to get choked, come here and ill do it for you. If you are stupid enough to want to get choked, you DESERVE to die!!! I say let them keep playing, and if you catch them doing it, choke them yourselves, but for just a bit longer…

Death to stupid people!

]]> By: Danhimself7 http://www.cracked.com/blog/choking-game-takes-a-surprisingly-dark-turn/#comment-53160 Danhimself7 Thu, 30 Oct 2008 07:23:48 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/15/choking-game-takes-a-surprisingly-dark-turn/#comment-53160 Oh and it was also fucking retarded although fun. Just dont do it please? Oh and it was also fucking retarded although fun. Just dont do it please?

]]> By: Danhimself7 http://www.cracked.com/blog/choking-game-takes-a-surprisingly-dark-turn/#comment-53159 Danhimself7 Thu, 30 Oct 2008 07:10:56 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/15/choking-game-takes-a-surprisingly-dark-turn/#comment-53159 I remember hearing about the passing out game when I was in middle school. Its not lethal I dont know why people died maybe they where just dumber than me by several hundred degrees. Anyway I wont describe how to do it since im assuming there are some silly people on here (including myself of course). Its pretty safe if you have people to catch you when you fall, or if you have a bed. Maybe you should watch for sharp objects, you know things that can kill you. You basically just faint, and pass into REM sleep for 30 seconds or so. Braindamage only takes place if oxygen cant get to the brain after you faint, and that takes time obviously. When I did it I fell to the ground unconscious and dreamt that I was in another dimension where nothing existed but me. For what seemed forever I walked aimlessly, it was just blackness but I could see myself perfectly. I slowly started to awaken and as I did I was confused and disoriented. It took me a minuete to realise I was at the school football stadium where nobody could see us. It was also not a real school funtion btw. Just smoke a bowl youll be fine. I remember hearing about the passing out game when I was in middle school. Its not lethal I dont know why people died maybe they where just dumber than me by several hundred degrees. Anyway I wont describe how to do it since im assuming there are some silly people on here (including myself of course). Its pretty safe if you have people to catch you when you fall, or if you have a bed. Maybe you should watch for sharp objects, you know things that can kill you. You basically just faint, and pass into REM sleep for 30 seconds or so. Braindamage only takes place if oxygen cant get to the brain after you faint, and that takes time obviously. When I did it I fell to the ground unconscious and dreamt that I was in another dimension where nothing existed but me. For what seemed forever I walked aimlessly, it was just blackness but I could see myself perfectly. I slowly started to awaken and as I did I was confused and disoriented. It took me a minuete to realise I was at the school football stadium where nobody could see us. It was also not a real school funtion btw. Just smoke a bowl youll be fine.

]]> By: Baka To The Future http://www.cracked.com/blog/choking-game-takes-a-surprisingly-dark-turn/#comment-46859 Baka To The Future Mon, 08 Sep 2008 19:00:47 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/15/choking-game-takes-a-surprisingly-dark-turn/#comment-46859 And what did I take away from this? Apparently Fidel Castro has an illegitimate child named Isabell, who has a penis of whale-like proportions. This could mean a number of things. Very disturbing things. A) Fidel Castro is still having children. B) Fidel Castro is half-whale. C) Fidel Castro coupled with a whale. D) Fidel Castro, at some point, gave the name "Isabell" to a male child. (Seriously, WTF?) E) Fidel Castro has finally brought into being the horrific Japanese fetish of futanari. God help us all. And what did I take away from this?

Apparently Fidel Castro has an illegitimate child named Isabell, who has a penis of whale-like proportions.

This could mean a number of things. Very disturbing things.

A) Fidel Castro is still having children.
B) Fidel Castro is half-whale.
C) Fidel Castro coupled with a whale.
D) Fidel Castro, at some point, gave the name “Isabell” to a male child. (Seriously, WTF?)
E) Fidel Castro has finally brought into being the horrific Japanese fetish of futanari.

God help us all.

]]> By: Scumfuck http://www.cracked.com/blog/choking-game-takes-a-surprisingly-dark-turn/#comment-38772 Scumfuck Sat, 12 Jul 2008 14:37:29 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/15/choking-game-takes-a-surprisingly-dark-turn/#comment-38772 Ahhh, this takes me back. Space Monkey was the game that introduced me , and many others, to the joys of autoerotic asphyxiation. Thank you, Space Monkey. Ps. Hannah Montana subsists on the tears of children who've watched their friends choke to death while playing Space Monkey. Ahhh, this takes me back. Space Monkey was the game that introduced me , and many others, to the joys of autoerotic asphyxiation. Thank you, Space Monkey.

Ps. Hannah Montana subsists on the tears of children who’ve watched their friends choke to death while playing Space Monkey.

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