Comments on: Charles Johnson, Pirate Hookers and The Crunchiest Cereal Ever: The (Friday) Nooner! http://www.cracked.com/blog/charles-johnson-pirate-hookers-and-the-crunchiest-cereal-ever-the-nooner/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Fri, 21 Nov 2008 14:52:43 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: jimcorr http://www.cracked.com/blog/charles-johnson-pirate-hookers-and-the-crunchiest-cereal-ever-the-nooner/#comment-796 jimcorr Tue, 06 Nov 2007 07:02:56 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/10/19/charles-johnson-pirate-hookers-and-the-crunchiest-cereal-ever-the-nooner/#comment-796 'Foon'as a name is taken I'm afraid. It is a cross between a funnel and a spitoon. I have also trademarked the names "funtoon" and "the spitnel" just in case Foon is not a goer. ‘Foon’as a name is taken I’m afraid. It is a cross between a funnel and a spitoon. I have also trademarked the names “funtoon” and “the spitnel” just in case Foon is not a goer.

]]> By: Ross Wolinsky http://www.cracked.com/blog/charles-johnson-pirate-hookers-and-the-crunchiest-cereal-ever-the-nooner/#comment-245 Ross Wolinsky Sat, 20 Oct 2007 17:14:14 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/10/19/charles-johnson-pirate-hookers-and-the-crunchiest-cereal-ever-the-nooner/#comment-245 I think the Spork people would sue our pants off. To make it legal, you have to give it some sort of added functionality. Foon = no go ELECTRIC Foon = ??? I think the Spork people would sue our pants off. To make it legal, you have to give it some sort of added functionality.

Foon = no go

ELECTRIC Foon = ???

]]> By: Andy http://www.cracked.com/blog/charles-johnson-pirate-hookers-and-the-crunchiest-cereal-ever-the-nooner/#comment-242 Andy Sat, 20 Oct 2007 14:40:19 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/10/19/charles-johnson-pirate-hookers-and-the-crunchiest-cereal-ever-the-nooner/#comment-242 How about, just to get started, knocking off an existing invention? The Foon could easily siphon away a few fast bucks from people who love the functionality of the Spork, but hate paying for the expensive brand name. How about, just to get started, knocking off an existing invention? The Foon could easily siphon away a few fast bucks from people who love the functionality of the Spork, but hate paying for the expensive brand name.

]]> By: Nathan Isherwood http://www.cracked.com/blog/charles-johnson-pirate-hookers-and-the-crunchiest-cereal-ever-the-nooner/#comment-232 Nathan Isherwood Sat, 20 Oct 2007 04:54:30 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/10/19/charles-johnson-pirate-hookers-and-the-crunchiest-cereal-ever-the-nooner/#comment-232 "You've worked hard all day. Look at that bed. It's so comfortable and it's just for you. Go ahead, now, go ahead and lay your head down on that pillow. You've earned it. That's right. Hope can drive a man insane, Andy." I'll be expecting half a bil for my part in this invention, by the way. “You’ve worked hard all day. Look at that bed. It’s so comfortable and it’s just for you. Go ahead, now, go ahead and lay your head down on that pillow. You’ve earned it. That’s right. Hope can drive a man insane, Andy.”

I’ll be expecting half a bil for my part in this invention, by the way.

]]> By: Ross Wolinsky http://www.cracked.com/blog/charles-johnson-pirate-hookers-and-the-crunchiest-cereal-ever-the-nooner/#comment-216 Ross Wolinsky Fri, 19 Oct 2007 16:50:39 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/10/19/charles-johnson-pirate-hookers-and-the-crunchiest-cereal-ever-the-nooner/#comment-216 Holy shit!!! The inventor of EatMyCrunchy just left me a comment! What do you think of a "go-to-sleep call" service (as opposed to a wake-up call) where you get a call around 10:30 and a prerecorded message from Morgan Freeman gently lulls you to sleep? P.S. Do NOT steal this idea from me. You're already rich. Holy shit!!! The inventor of EatMyCrunchy just left me a comment!

What do you think of a “go-to-sleep call” service (as opposed to a wake-up call) where you get a call around 10:30 and a prerecorded message from Morgan Freeman gently lulls you to sleep?

P.S. Do NOT steal this idea from me. You’re already rich.

]]> By: The Inventor http://www.cracked.com/blog/charles-johnson-pirate-hookers-and-the-crunchiest-cereal-ever-the-nooner/#comment-215 The Inventor Fri, 19 Oct 2007 16:34:20 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/10/19/charles-johnson-pirate-hookers-and-the-crunchiest-cereal-ever-the-nooner/#comment-215 Thanks for the great comments - you are just as bright as any of the forementioned none of whom I saw when I was last in the Carribean. This was sadly due to the fact that I was selling a system that stops people from stealing shopping carts www.gray-matter.co.uk I'm sure you know that necessity is the mother of invention - you have to quit your job and get close to starving and then in desperation you start thinking. Well it worked for me - thanks again. Inventor/ risk taker - eatmecrunchy! Thanks for the great comments - you are just as bright as any of the forementioned none of whom I saw when I was last in the Carribean. This was sadly due to the fact that I was selling a system that stops people from stealing shopping carts http://www.gray-matter.co.uk
I’m sure you know that necessity is the mother of invention - you have to quit your job and get close to starving and then in desperation you start thinking. Well it worked for me - thanks again. Inventor/ risk taker - eatmecrunchy!

]]> By: Daniel O'Brien http://www.cracked.com/blog/charles-johnson-pirate-hookers-and-the-crunchiest-cereal-ever-the-nooner/#comment-213 Daniel O'Brien Fri, 19 Oct 2007 16:21:54 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/10/19/charles-johnson-pirate-hookers-and-the-crunchiest-cereal-ever-the-nooner/#comment-213 Oh, OH! Cereal bowl that keeps your cereal SOGGY. For people who love cereal, but hate themselves. A cereal bowl that keeps pizza boxes away from cheese...Talking spork. Is anyone writing this down? Oh, OH! Cereal bowl that keeps your cereal SOGGY. For people who love cereal, but hate themselves.
A cereal bowl that keeps pizza boxes away from cheese…Talking spork.
Is anyone writing this down?

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