Celebrity Quotes Quiz
Today, I introduce a new feature here at the Cracked blog: The Celebrity Quotes Quiz. Here's how it works. I give you both the celebrity AND the quote. That's right. Both!
"What's the challenge then?" you say. (Actually, you're probably just saying, "Oh crap! Another post by Gladstone? Is he going to make fun of The Beatles now? When will Cracked fire him. Now where's my crystal meth?") In any event, the challenge will be to guess WHAT the celebrity is talking about.
Ready? Then let's begin. Our quote comes from Academy Award winner Denzel Washington:
Washington says, "I was getting a little bored just sitting in the trailer, waiting for my part. And looking down the line I'm thinking, there's gonna be a day maybe when they don't call as much.
"Really, I'm surprised it took this long. It's just curiosity. Not wanting to settle. Wanting to learn something new."
What's the Denz talking about?
- His bi-curious exploration of homosexuality borne from his fear that one day the ladies will stop calling.
- His new fascination with heroin, borne from looking down a line of coke and fearing that some day his dealer won't call.
- His belief that Kurt Cobain was a talented composer of several very catchy pop rock songs who served as the poster child for the entire grunge music primarily because he was the best looking guy in Seattle and his music was the most accessible to the masses
So which is it? Give up?
Oh, okay, the correct answer is none of the above. He was just talking about starting to direct movies because some day he may no longer be cast as an actor. But how fun is that? Not very fun. Sort of like this post, I'm afraid. On the bright side, it's just about Christmas so you're probably not reading this anyway. Hmmm, still, I feel bad. Is there something I could do to make it up to you? How about this:
Best I could do. Merry Christmas, everyone!
omg she is so hot i wish i had her smile shes amazing
ReplyPersonally I don't think that Mr. Handsome has received enough accolades for his humanitarian efforts. In my opinion a lot of celebrity do-gooders are totally phony and engage in so called good deeds merely for positive publicity. I have to say that I don't think that George is one of the phonies out there in the world of celbrity do-gooders. I admire what he is doing for the Haitian people. I wish more celebrities were as real as he is when it comes to helping out those less fortunate in the world. So kudos to George and his desire to make this world a better place.
ReplyHey,Really Nice web site..Love the layout what theme are you using?
ReplyNice website, very informative. I really do like to read a lot about celebrities, thats why i visit them a lot. Keep up the good work :-)
ReplyThanks for taking the time to write. Im always learning something new. Peace, Flora Bousar ~ H
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ReplyJeeez Phoenix, you sound like a girl.
ReplySerious teeth work.
ReplyAnybody else notice Denzel has had some teeth work?
Replyalthough...he is getting a little old
Replyyep...super hot and pardon me- you did put denzel on the post- thanx ;)
ReplyMerry Christmas from Scotland everyone.
ReplyOf course, it's now after 5pm here. Presents have been exchanged, dinner has been consumed and I feel, if not just a little, unfulfilled.
Merry Christmas anyway fellow Crackeders.
You appear to have an eternal beef with Kurt Cobain. Your next blog should be titled Kurt Cobain, and only have the name Kurt Cobain about 300 times.
ReplyGet well, glendoor. Thanks for not being an insufferable, illiterate troll.
ReplyThat's the worst picture of Jessica Alba I have ever seen! This post isn't funny or erotic at all! You're worse than Hitler and AIDS combined, Gladstone!
ReplyOh, here's my crystal meth. Thank god, I was worried my baby ate it all. Son of a bitch.
What about the picture of Denzel?
ReplySorry for the chauvanism.... Are you hot?
you know....girls DO read cracked too although the site pretends we don't exist (unless we are famous and have big tits) couldn't you put up a picture of christian bale or something too? remember your lady fans yo!
ReplyI think I can see her fetus.
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