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	<title>Comments on: My Failed Attempt to Return a Broken &#8216;Comfort Wipe&#8217;</title>
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	<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 23:45:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Mare</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/call-center-transcript-of-me-returning-a-comfort-wipe/comment-page-9/#comment-125577</link>
		<dc:creator>Mare</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 13:44:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>fuckin BRILLIANT</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>fuckin BRILLIANT</p>
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		<title>By: Warbz</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/call-center-transcript-of-me-returning-a-comfort-wipe/comment-page-9/#comment-123238</link>
		<dc:creator>Warbz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:13:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Brilliant sheer brilliance, loved it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Brilliant sheer brilliance, loved it.</p>
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		<title>By: Liam</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/call-center-transcript-of-me-returning-a-comfort-wipe/comment-page-9/#comment-121680</link>
		<dc:creator>Liam</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:21:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is possibly the funniest thing ive read in a long long while. Had me crying with laughter all the way through, well done!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is possibly the funniest thing ive read in a long long while. Had me crying with laughter all the way through, well done!</p>
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		<title>By: michael</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/call-center-transcript-of-me-returning-a-comfort-wipe/comment-page-9/#comment-121611</link>
		<dc:creator>michael</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 04:03:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>funnyiest article ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>funnyiest article ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
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		<title>By: trlkly</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/call-center-transcript-of-me-returning-a-comfort-wipe/comment-page-9/#comment-121569</link>
		<dc:creator>trlkly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 01:05:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>B: He admitted this wasn't real. But, you know what, neither are television comedies. And, yet, people really like them.

I admit this wasn't my cup of tea (although there were some funny bits), but I don't begrudge other people who have  different sense of humor than mine.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>B: He admitted this wasn&#8217;t real. But, you know what, neither are television comedies. And, yet, people really like them.</p>
<p>I admit this wasn&#8217;t my cup of tea (although there were some funny bits), but I don&#8217;t begrudge other people who have  different sense of humor than mine.</p>
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		<title>By: Jane</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/call-center-transcript-of-me-returning-a-comfort-wipe/comment-page-9/#comment-120489</link>
		<dc:creator>Jane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 02:13:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>holy jesus this was so fucking funny</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>holy jesus this was so fucking funny</p>
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		<title>By: Amin</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/call-center-transcript-of-me-returning-a-comfort-wipe/comment-page-9/#comment-117570</link>
		<dc:creator>Amin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 01:49:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Btw in response to "B says" "Antonio" and "siobahn" and many others
----everyone is entitled to their own opinion and comments---- 
Lets leave it at that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Btw in response to &#8220;B says&#8221; &#8220;Antonio&#8221; and &#8220;siobahn&#8221; and many others<br />
&#8212;-everyone is entitled to their own opinion and comments&#8212;-<br />
Lets leave it at that.</p>
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		<title>By: Amin</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/call-center-transcript-of-me-returning-a-comfort-wipe/comment-page-9/#comment-117562</link>
		<dc:creator>Amin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 01:36:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think the main point was not really comedy but more so is that he was able to manage a refund. Also, I came here by someone saying that the previous article was not as funny as this one. I don't know if they are being sarcastic or a failed attempt to advertise(even though i still had enough patience to actually scroll up and type out the whole name and then scroll down for the right link) either way this was not funny nor even slightly amusing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think the main point was not really comedy but more so is that he was able to manage a refund. Also, I came here by someone saying that the previous article was not as funny as this one. I don&#8217;t know if they are being sarcastic or a failed attempt to advertise(even though i still had enough patience to actually scroll up and type out the whole name and then scroll down for the right link) either way this was not funny nor even slightly amusing.</p>
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		<title>By: Hank</title>
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		<dc:creator>Hank</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 00:25:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>watch weeds online at http://www.watchweeds-online.com  ... I highly reccommend it its a really good series they have all seasons and episodes there, enjoy</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>watch weeds online at <a href="http://www.watchweeds-online.com" rel="nofollow">http://www.watchweeds-online.com</a>  &#8230; I highly reccommend it its a really good series they have all seasons and episodes there, enjoy</p>
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		<title>By: Ruzi</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ruzi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 22:24:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ B: Are you saying you have a superior sense of humor? What? You have rather narrow view on comedy. 


Real or not, I enjoyed this. I especially loved the threats that were made.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ B: Are you saying you have a superior sense of humor? What? You have rather narrow view on comedy. </p>
<p>Real or not, I enjoyed this. I especially loved the threats that were made.</p>
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