Bucholz Tuesday Canceled!
Hi Bucholz-fans. I got shanghaied into writing a feature article this week, so there's not going to be a column today. This is something like the first Tuesday in a year and a half I've missed an update, and I'm getting all choked up just thinking about it.
The feature piece should be up later this week. I asked for it to be up today to maintain my sacred Tuesday-related vow to my fans, but Jack said he couldn't do it, because he hates you.
As a comedic placeholder until next week, please enjoy this picture I just made of the Hamburglar rocking an enormous hamburger.
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‘Ham-a-jam-a Dingdong’.
Replybwahahaha, brilliance. :)
Hambuggerer.
ReplyNice blog post.
Replylol if you go over the picture its name is rock that hamburger
ReplyYour so damn Canadian
ReplyI fucking love it.
Goddamnit Bucholz, you really are the best.
ReplyWhen will I learn not to follow links? WHEN?!
Reply...
Fuck the internet.
Is the burger a guy? If so, I'd like to see the Hamburgler renamed 'The Hambumburgler' or 'The Hamrammer' or 'Ham-a-jam-a Dingdong'.
Reply...the 'special sauce' cums from Sporto?!
ReplyPlease tell me the Hamburglar is not fucking that hamburger
ReplyI respect your position but, seriously, check out this CB!
ReplyThis is NOT dongtacular Bucholz. But I'll let you away with it. This time.
ReplyI cunt hear U. Yo Momma's thighs iz blocking mi ears! BA-BOING!!!
ReplyShe's ravenous, Ross, but you must admit: that thing she does with her tongue? Wow! Just... wow!
ReplyStill, given the choice, I'd stick with Bucholz' mom. Now, if I could be the meat in a Bucholz' mom/Neilsnotes' mom sandwich...
Pardon me a moment.
Neils Notes guy, your mom keeps everyone in bed late.
ReplyGoddamn, that woman just doesn't listen.
i was really hoping for something as good as the muppet baby article again this week!
Replythankfully we got something much more awesome! (this isn't supposed to be trashing the muppet baby article, this is just a testament how lulz inducing that photo is!)
That's quite the accomplishment there... 'first' on a blog. You're right from the Perez Hilton site, aren't you cunt?! Your parents must be so proud!!!
Reply*sniff*No. . .no Bucholz? *sniff*
ReplyNooooooo! I can't survive the week now!
The matchrich, sugarmommie and tallmeet folks don't seem to mind.
ReplyAs for me, I am outraged sir! I say... Outraged!
Harumph.
You know, Mr. Bucholz, it would have been more believable if you said you couldn't publish your column today because you were snowed in.
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