Rosie ODonnells book, Celebrity Detox,
comes out this week. Hoping to conquer the important and elusive People-Who-Need-Help-Throwing-Up demographic, ODonnell manages to cram childhood molestation, her bowel peculiarities, her hatred for Donald Trump, and the details of the insemination process of her partner into just 209 pages.
Is it possible to come up with a celebrity thats even more irritating than Rosie ODonnell coming out with a book thats more conducive to vomiting? Its tough, but not impossible, and I just wouldnt be doing my job as a CRACKED blogger if I didnt at least try.