Behind The Smile: The Horrible Truth about Bob from Enzyte
Advertising scientists have found that the later you stay up to watch TV, the more useless your penis is. Check amongst yourselves. The problem is, late at night is when Bloodsport comes on. And I was raised right, so I watch Bloodsportevery day. I've seen so many boner pill commercials that I know over 300 coy visual metaphors for putting your dick into women. For example, "Hot dog killing a mannequin." Less useful than that, I've also developed sympathy for the poor Enzyte mascot, Bob. Mangled by pharmaceutical enhancement and hiding behind a grin, he longs for the normal life he can no longer have.
This is his story. In...
NME OF TEH BABY OF SEAN:
ReplyListen Sean Baby it's not right to think that man with the happy face does not like getting his big dick noticed by peoples. I mean look at his face, it's one of pure bliss, SO MUCH BLISS THAT IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO HAPPY BUT YOU'RE REALLY NOT HAPPY BUT YOU ACTUALLY ARE VERY HAPPY.
Ah... I laughed real hard.
ReplyI kind of felt bad for Bob in the end, either way, I still laughed my ass off.
Replyhaha holy c**k comedy, batman!
ReplySeanbabby, you're f**king awesome, man. Best dick jokes ever. The one about the sherpa guide had me laughing for 15 minutes straight.
ReplyDick jokes at their finest.
ReplyWell done.
i almost died when i read misuta biglap
Reply"Why does this restaurant smell like someone f**ked it?"
ReplyGoddamn that was funny!
ReplyGod, Seanbaby, you are the funniest thing to ever funny.
ReplyI... I.... I......... I love you. This..... this was the most hilarious thing ever. My eyes..... have tears... I...... No words.
ReplyI too was laughing so hard I teared up. So...amazing.
Kahahahahahhahahaahahhahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahhahaahahahahahahhaahhahahahahaahhaahhaahahahahahahahahaha abaababababaahahahhaha
Replyi am so glad u have work after EGM went out of buisness. they started sending me Maxim instead wtf that magazine sucks.
ReplyWell what do you know? Blue comedy is funny again! A few of the speech bubbles just killed me.
Replymy 1st thought (as i saw the original commercial) seeing his 'wife' standing there holding a tray of lemonade? martinis? jonestown koolaid? was that the look on her face was a silent scream of "Oh lord!- not again!- it burns- it buuurrnnns!"
ReplyDamn it Seanbaby, when you are on, you are ON!! No Jean Claude references though, so there is a slight element of Phil Collins at work here......
ReplyHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ReplyOH MY FUCKING god that is hilarious and by coincidence I just saw TWO of those commercials back to back this morning. And I wondered why bob's wife would tell all those other women about his penis and then smile when they all lined up to sit on "chubby" santa's lap LOL
Fabian...
ReplyDon't quite get what this is all about. English not my first language...anyway have a nice Friday :)...
This made me think of a time when the government had less control over us.
Reply@Geenuh.
ReplyStfu newfag. That shit isn't even funny on 4chan