Comments on: Beamz™ Is The Dumbest Product Ever Made: The Daily Nooner (EST)! http://www.cracked.com/blog/beamz%e2%84%a2-is-the-dumbest-product-ever-made-the-daily-nooner-est/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Fri, 09 Jan 2009 20:56:24 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Red Lobster May Be Satan http://www.cracked.com/blog/beamz%e2%84%a2-is-the-dumbest-product-ever-made-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-62931 Red Lobster May Be Satan Wed, 07 Jan 2009 22:49:38 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1120#comment-62931 Joe Cotten doesn't play Beamz. He plays guitar, keyboard, drums, Soul Calibur, it cool, the fool, hard to get, and by ear. And sometimes bass. He's awesome, though. Look him up. Joe Cotten doesn’t play Beamz. He plays guitar, keyboard, drums, Soul Calibur, it cool, the fool, hard to get, and by ear. And sometimes bass. He’s awesome, though. Look him up.

]]> By: shaner http://www.cracked.com/blog/beamz%e2%84%a2-is-the-dumbest-product-ever-made-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-52040 shaner Thu, 16 Oct 2008 22:53:59 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1120#comment-52040 ...more cowbell! WTF!!!! why was that there, at the end of the video? …more cowbell! WTF!!!! why was that there, at the end of the video?

]]> By: Algaroth http://www.cracked.com/blog/beamz%e2%84%a2-is-the-dumbest-product-ever-made-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-20605 Algaroth Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:46:24 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1120#comment-20605 Well enjoy your toy, meanwhile I need to go to rehearsals with my band. None of us play a Beamz by the way. Well enjoy your toy, meanwhile I need to go to rehearsals with my band. None of us play a Beamz by the way.

]]> By: Nowbeamzing http://www.cracked.com/blog/beamz%e2%84%a2-is-the-dumbest-product-ever-made-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-20110 Nowbeamzing Sat, 19 Apr 2008 16:18:57 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1120#comment-20110 Ha - you all are full is shitz - i bought the beamz and have been playing it for hours. it is a frick'n gas. if you haven't tried it, you don't know what it is. all the pissing about everybody plays the same is WRONG WRONG WRONG - every tune can be played a million different ways - and figuring out a few of the tunes and practicing i made things sound much better. my friends came over last night and were all just amazed - and nobody had to wear sunglasses ... and all the diss'n about sound - i guess the video sucked because with my 70 w amplified speakers the sound is KILLER - many of the sounds are sampled or something like that because they sound like the actual instrument - not some cheesy toy. this is a killer product for anyone who likes music. Check out this .... I had to learn more about this thing and found this link http://lspearmanii.multiply.com/video/item/435 these dudes may be grandfathers, but they can kick any of you bloggers asses at music and they were having fun Ha - you all are full is shitz - i bought the beamz and have been playing it for hours. it is a frick’n gas. if you haven’t tried it, you don’t know what it is. all the pissing about everybody plays the same is WRONG WRONG WRONG - every tune can be played a million different ways - and figuring out a few of the tunes and practicing i made things sound much better. my friends came over last night and were all just amazed - and nobody had to wear sunglasses …

and all the diss’n about sound - i guess the video sucked because with my 70 w amplified speakers the sound is KILLER - many of the sounds are sampled or something like that because they sound like the actual instrument - not some cheesy toy.

this is a killer product for anyone who likes music.

Check out this …. I had to learn more about this thing and found this link

http://lspearmanii.multiply.com/video/item/435

these dudes may be grandfathers, but they can kick any of you bloggers asses at music and they were having fun

]]> By: awkwardcamel http://www.cracked.com/blog/beamz%e2%84%a2-is-the-dumbest-product-ever-made-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-20094 awkwardcamel Sat, 19 Apr 2008 14:50:34 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1120#comment-20094 mehh, this blog post was geared towards guys. pissed me off a bit. mehh, this blog post was geared towards guys. pissed me off a bit.

]]> By: awkwardcamel http://www.cracked.com/blog/beamz%e2%84%a2-is-the-dumbest-product-ever-made-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-20093 awkwardcamel Sat, 19 Apr 2008 14:49:33 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1120#comment-20093 jesus effing christ. the description of the video on youtube is "Sophisticated high-fidelity sounds seem to pour off your fingertips like magic!" my urge to punch snakemonster hannah montanna has to just transfered to the makers of beamz. the vid made me laugh though. especially the musical 'reverie' part. the guy is pawing at the air like some sort of demented cat. "im in mah bassment mackin pritty musicz :D" jesus effing christ. the description of the video on youtube is “Sophisticated high-fidelity sounds seem to pour off your fingertips like magic!”
my urge to punch snakemonster hannah montanna has to just transfered to the makers of beamz.
the vid made me laugh though. especially the musical ‘reverie’ part. the guy is pawing at the air like some sort of demented cat.
“im in mah bassment mackin pritty musicz :D”

]]> By: jesse http://www.cracked.com/blog/beamz%e2%84%a2-is-the-dumbest-product-ever-made-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-18938 jesse Tue, 15 Apr 2008 05:50:33 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1120#comment-18938 ...nicely done, especially the "be a hero" caption right when Stereotypical Rocker Guy is pretending to play the guitar. I am awed by the thought and plain genius that went into the creation of this video. …nicely done, especially the “be a hero” caption right when Stereotypical Rocker Guy is pretending to play the guitar. I am awed by the thought and plain genius that went into the creation of this video.

]]> By: Sean http://www.cracked.com/blog/beamz%e2%84%a2-is-the-dumbest-product-ever-made-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-18894 Sean Tue, 15 Apr 2008 03:04:16 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1120#comment-18894 It looks like fun contrary to the whiny fags here. It looks like fun contrary to the whiny fags here.

]]> By: Klaus http://www.cracked.com/blog/beamz%e2%84%a2-is-the-dumbest-product-ever-made-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-18765 Klaus Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:21:22 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1120#comment-18765 Reminds my of Fry's Holophone in Futurama - even sounds suspiciously like it... Reminds my of Fry’s Holophone in Futurama - even sounds suspiciously like it…

]]> By: kingmonkey+1 http://www.cracked.com/blog/beamz%e2%84%a2-is-the-dumbest-product-ever-made-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-18594 kingmonkey+1 Sun, 13 Apr 2008 23:53:00 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1120#comment-18594 Damn it, Beamz has just ruined a song I liked: Spaceship Superstar by Prizm. When he mentions his solar powered Laser beam guitar, I thought of Beamz. The song didn't seem as spacey cool after that. Beamz is now on "the list." Damn it, Beamz has just ruined a song I liked: Spaceship Superstar by Prizm. When he mentions his solar powered Laser beam guitar, I thought of Beamz. The song didn’t seem as spacey cool after that.

Beamz is now on “the list.”

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