Comments on: The Top 5 Nooners: #1 Things That Rhyme With “Casnadian Destroyer”: The Daily Nooner (EST)! http://www.cracked.com/blog/barcodes-more-barcodes-and-things-that-rhyme-with-casnadian-destroyer-the-daily-nooner-est/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 22 Nov 2009 12:19:13 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: Mark http://www.cracked.com/blog/barcodes-more-barcodes-and-things-that-rhyme-with-casnadian-destroyer-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-67465 Mark Tue, 03 Feb 2009 15:37:48 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/07/barcodes-more-barcodes-and-things-that-rhyme-with-casnadian-destroyer-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-67465 That site is the best, I'll spend the whole day making sure it knows what my bar codes are That site is the best, I’ll spend the whole day making sure it knows what my bar codes are

]]> By: lovebigbeauty http://www.cracked.com/blog/barcodes-more-barcodes-and-things-that-rhyme-with-casnadian-destroyer-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-34980 lovebigbeauty Tue, 10 Jun 2008 12:23:34 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/07/barcodes-more-barcodes-and-things-that-rhyme-with-casnadian-destroyer-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-34980 Oh, that will hurt them! Even the big strong man I met @____PlusMeet.c o m cannot stand still! I am a sexy big beauty and I am seeking my Mr. Right @ PlusMeet.c o m__, where many big boob women, big booty women and big manful guys meet and seek fun&love together! Oh, that will hurt them! Even the big strong man I met @____PlusMeet.c o m cannot stand still! I am a sexy big beauty and I am seeking my Mr. Right @ PlusMeet.c o m__, where many big boob women, big booty women and big manful guys meet and seek fun&love together!

]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/barcodes-more-barcodes-and-things-that-rhyme-with-casnadian-destroyer-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-33772 glendoor42 Thu, 29 May 2008 21:09:20 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/07/barcodes-more-barcodes-and-things-that-rhyme-with-casnadian-destroyer-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-33772 We all know that plan "B" stands for bone Britney or is that plan BB? We all know that plan “B” stands for bone Britney or is that plan BB?

]]> By: kingmonkey +1 http://www.cracked.com/blog/barcodes-more-barcodes-and-things-that-rhyme-with-casnadian-destroyer-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-33550 kingmonkey +1 Wed, 28 May 2008 22:01:46 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/07/barcodes-more-barcodes-and-things-that-rhyme-with-casnadian-destroyer-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-33550 Correction, Britney Spears and Mel Gibson who were both in Costa Rica at the same time as I. Yes, in fact, I did hook up with both of them. I gave them a stern talking-to on behalf of all my fellow Crackedonians. I fear my pleas for them to enter lives of hermitage may have fallen on deaf ears, though. If you never hear from, or about, them again, then you'll know my work is done. If you see either of them in the tabloids, don't worry; I have a plan B. Yes... plan "B" will work out quite nicely. Hmmm, hm heh heh, ha ha haa haaaa haaaa haa! Correction, Britney Spears and Mel Gibson who were both in Costa Rica at the same time as I. Yes, in fact, I did hook up with both of them. I gave them a stern talking-to on behalf of all my fellow Crackedonians.

I fear my pleas for them to enter lives of hermitage may have fallen on deaf ears, though. If you never hear from, or about, them again, then you’ll know my work is done. If you see either of them in the tabloids, don’t worry; I have a plan B.

Yes… plan “B” will work out quite nicely.

Hmmm, hm heh heh, ha ha haa haaaa haaaa haa!

]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/barcodes-more-barcodes-and-things-that-rhyme-with-casnadian-destroyer-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-33524 glendoor42 Wed, 28 May 2008 19:57:10 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/07/barcodes-more-barcodes-and-things-that-rhyme-with-casnadian-destroyer-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-33524 I tried to tell them it was Casnadia, and did you hook up with Britney Spears who was suspiciously in Costa Rica the same time as you? Hmmmmm? I tried to tell them it was Casnadia, and did you hook up with Britney Spears who was suspiciously in Costa Rica the same time as you? Hmmmmm?

]]> By: kingmonkey +1 http://www.cracked.com/blog/barcodes-more-barcodes-and-things-that-rhyme-with-casnadian-destroyer-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-33489 kingmonkey +1 Wed, 28 May 2008 17:26:27 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/07/barcodes-more-barcodes-and-things-that-rhyme-with-casnadian-destroyer-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-33489 During orgasm, I typically honk like a bull moose. It's a bit muffled by the moose mask, but Mrs.glendoor42 knows it means <i>"Who needs love when I have you?"</i> And yes, we all know it is in fact Casnadia. I believe I've more than educated the Americans of Cracked about many of the important facts of Casnadian life. During orgasm, I typically honk like a bull moose. It’s a bit muffled by the moose mask, but Mrs.glendoor42 knows it means “Who needs love when I have you?”

And yes, we all know it is in fact Casnadia. I believe I’ve more than educated the Americans of Cracked about many of the important facts of Casnadian life.

]]> By: Panzier-Stier Ross http://www.cracked.com/blog/barcodes-more-barcodes-and-things-that-rhyme-with-casnadian-destroyer-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-33117 Panzier-Stier Ross Tue, 27 May 2008 13:24:19 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/07/barcodes-more-barcodes-and-things-that-rhyme-with-casnadian-destroyer-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-33117 Haha, 12 Pack has mommy issues..... Haha, 12 Pack has mommy issues…..

]]> By: 12 Pack http://www.cracked.com/blog/barcodes-more-barcodes-and-things-that-rhyme-with-casnadian-destroyer-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-33052 12 Pack Tue, 27 May 2008 04:15:31 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/07/barcodes-more-barcodes-and-things-that-rhyme-with-casnadian-destroyer-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-33052 All hot women have fat guy friends because they are all soulless, evil, torturing hags. No woman is happy unless she is making some poor bastard's life miserable. Which is exactly why we men have to say strange things when we "release" upon them. My personal favorite is "EXCELSIOR!" But who knows, that could change if I move out of New York... All hot women have fat guy friends because they are all soulless, evil, torturing hags. No woman is happy unless she is making some poor bastard’s life miserable. Which is exactly why we men have to say strange things when we “release” upon them. My personal favorite is “EXCELSIOR!” But who knows, that could change if I move out of New York…

]]> By: Jenlgod http://www.cracked.com/blog/barcodes-more-barcodes-and-things-that-rhyme-with-casnadian-destroyer-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-33010 Jenlgod Mon, 26 May 2008 21:54:04 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/07/barcodes-more-barcodes-and-things-that-rhyme-with-casnadian-destroyer-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-33010 No he is right its Casnada, and most hot chicks have fat friends so when they get too drunk someone will save them form the losers that attempt to pick them up at the bar. Basically the fat friend is the protection from cracked.com bloggers. No he is right its Casnada, and most hot chicks have fat friends so when they get too drunk someone will save them form the losers that attempt to pick them up at the bar. Basically the fat friend is the protection from cracked.com bloggers.

]]> By: Dennis http://www.cracked.com/blog/barcodes-more-barcodes-and-things-that-rhyme-with-casnadian-destroyer-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-32929 Dennis Mon, 26 May 2008 05:09:05 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/07/barcodes-more-barcodes-and-things-that-rhyme-with-casnadian-destroyer-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-32929 Why is it that every hot chick has a fat friend? I mean, why does god have to make life so tough for wing men? <a href="http://www.thingswhitepeoplehate.com/health/white-people-hate-hot-chicks-ugly-fat-friends/" rel="nofollow">Click here for a funny take on "the fat friend."</a> Why is it that every hot chick has a fat friend? I mean, why does god have to make life so tough for wing men? Click here for a funny take on “the fat friend.”

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