When art sucks, it sucks for consistent and modern reasons.
Turns out there are a lot of things that are as hard to find as Jesus in a huge crowd of Jesus-looking hipsters.
his column's going to read like a goddamn paid advertisement for the airline industry, but this is what it's come to thanks to humankind.
You can't have a society without having social interaction, and you can't have that without the kinds of faux pas that we all work ceaselessly to avoid yet will periodically dive into.
This is one of those critics-aren't-doing-it-right things, because when it comes to critiquing art in the 21st century they generally suck and thus I present my review of the reviewers.
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The Internet loves hating on 'the friend zone.' But there are zones out there that are actually terrible for you.