Many of history's wartime stories are still wandering around like unwanted pets in the cold, eager to be accepted into the warm, loving arms of Hollywood.
Some writers get desperate in their quest to tear the reading public's fickle attention away from whatever butt picture they're currently looking at.
It turns out history has had just as many screw-ups and lazy people as we do now.
Be grateful you don't live in a time when medical misunderstandings would occasionally cause the horrible deaths of thousands of people.
These people decided to look at the Good Book and douse the stories with a whole earthen vessel's worth of crazy.
Why do we share one story with our friends and family and ignore another?
Business owners and creators should react to bad online reviews with cold, dead silence ... not by going completely insane.
Some things can suck the joy out of Adult Halloween, leaving it as sad and flavorless as a plastic jack-o'-lantern pail full of stale candy corn.
Many completely harmless emotions, preferences, and habits are still taboo in our society, forcing us to keep them firmly undercover.
Let's start right here by saying that no one at Cracked is a doctor or qualified to give out professional health advice.