Scrapbookers can squeeze an entire 3-hour karate recital into one page of photos and clip art. With that level of organizational skill, putting together a letter-writing campaign is nothing. They came at us. It was an onslaught. The wave of email hate... I\'d never seen anything like it before, and I\'ve been a dick on the Internet since 1997.
I split my time between San Francisco and airports, which are probably the two worst places for bad walking. San Francisco sidewalks are paved with hobos and filled with tourists from countries that speak entirely in collisions. It\'s given me time to develop this Bad Walking naming system. It\'s a code based on the NBA that describes each type of
For the past year, lunatics have been buying up ad space around the Internet to tell us how stupid we are. Their banners are as ubiquitous as they are crazy:optical illusions, broken English riddles, and fake email notifications that all lead to the site OfficialIQquiz.com. Luckily, I\'ve been collecting them, so let's go through six of my favorite
Individual stupidity is usually measured on a sliding scale based on the number of crocodiles your head has been inside of, but this isn't a list of individual stupid people. It\'s a list of TYPES of people that are very likely to be individually stupid.