Now that we've ingested and pooped out our best jokes on the greatest interview of the year, I'd like to step back a moment and remind everyone why kids like Willow and Jaden aren't so bad.
Like a skirt trapped in your panties after a bathroom visit, no one wants to talk about getting older.
On a day when the Canadian parliament was attacked by a terrorist, a serial killer confessed to killing at least seven women in Indiana, everyone was asking one thing: 'What happened to Renee Zellweger's face?'
Robin Thicke can relax knowing that the person he ripped off was much cooler than all the other people who have been ripped off.
As America starts looking more secular and less like Pat Robertson's 1950s-era dream board, I suspect a few of the sillier elements of Christian culture are going to disappear forever.
As a grown woman and a mom of middle school daughters, I'm convinced that the new wave of viral ads are just as pandering and insulting as the things they're trying to prevent.
Pinterest hosts thousands of tutorials for becoming beautiful. In one day, I tried all of them.
When the robots finally take over and start sifting through the rubble that was Earth, they're going to come to the conclusion that ours was a mercy killing. Why? Because of ads like these.