One quick look at Twitter\'s trending topics could tell you what\'s going on in the world as it happens. Want to find out what celebrity is dead? Check trending topics. [Note: Twitter more often than not inaccurately reported the death of celebrities, so you had to take it all with a grain of retarded.]
Santa learns an important lesson about children. Specifically: \'They\'re selfish and whiney and crappy at sports, They\'re stupid and slow and fat and short./ They\'re loud, they\'re lazy, and most don\'t have tits. Bottom line, Santa: Children are shit.\'