People would think differently of night owls if they knew our dark, yawning secrets.
I present a transcript of my encounters to you, the hate-filled business owners that make up the bulk of Cracked's readership.
Here then, for your hating pleasure, are some of the most hated books in the world, and also maybe why we should be nicer to them.
In the interest of casting the sporting world in a light that Cracked's bookish audience might appreciate, I'm going to talk about words instead.
To the Manager of McDonald's #9874: I am deeply sorry about what happened in your ball pit.
How did these bizarrely petty things get so many advocates?
Here, for your street-harassment-avoidance pleasure, are four reasons why compliments might not be very complimentary.
Here are five reasons words change meaning, along with some accurate and deadly serious predictions for how some specific words will change in the future.
Office pranks are the worst.
Sometimes, some group members are so awesome that the others get lost in the mix.