There are a little less than three weeks left in this decade, the so far awesomest decade of the 21st century. But bizarrely, no one seems to have settled on a name for it yet. A handful of contenders have vied for the honor, all of which, I can calmly state, are 10 times worse than a turd burrito.
I am not a closet Twilight fan, nor a hardcore vampire movie junkie, nor even a simple moron. Rest assured, I was there entirely unwillingly, sent on an assignment to observe the burgeoning Twilight culture in it\'s rawest element: outside a suburban movie theater.
Apocalyptic warnings have always been attractive to a certain type of person--ones without jobs primarily--and now that a lot more people are underemployed, excitement is building about a world where calamity has wiped our debts clean, along with our neighborhoods and neighbors.
Lifehacking has been one of about three hundred rages that’s swept over the Internet in recent years, but as it had nothing to do with adorable animals or fecalphilia, it\’s likely the average Cracked reader has overlooked it. Well, now\'s the time to raise your sights you abominations, and check this out.