My name is Robert Brockway, and I have a problem: I'm addicted to the apocalypse.
As aggressively idiotic as every moment of the last few games have been, they've also been the most entertainment for the dollar you can get.
Is your everyday life proof of a vast and terrible alien conspiracy? Yes.
You have an hour on your lunch break to cram as much dork into your skull as possible. Do it with these movies.
If you are an asshole, suspect you might be an asshole, or just know an asshole who could use some help, read on to learn how to take the first little steps toward a normal life.
And if you try any of these, feel free to post the results in the comments. Because that's the other important aspect of being a writer: The shameless attention whoring.
There are tons of simple tasks that absolutely no one in Hollywood is doing right now. If Hollywood needs help and the American worker needs a paycheck, let's hook those two up and make a success baby.
Now, if you're a huge sci-fi nerd, you've probably read all of these before, but if you don't dip into the genre often, or you only read the truly canonical works, these are definitely worth checking out.