Someone explain the popularity of these bizarre sub-genres to us.
Unfortunately, not all dick stories have happy endings.
I went to a small comic-con in Canada, just a few miles down the highway from where I live. I saw Alan Thicke.
Hollywood understands as much about the human body as I understand about Eritrean politics.
Characters in movies say things all the time that you and I don't say, because our lives aren't dictated by a script some coke-head wrote out on a napkin at Starbucks.
Sex in comic book movies is about as awkward as sex in a comic book store.
Guns N' Roses was of the best concerts I have ever been to. But the awesome cheesy layer on top concealed a layer of foul casserole beneath, replete with canned peas and cougars
I found out about some insane sexual enhancements for ladies that are way crazier than my 'penis pump plus prayer' regimen.
I have a degree of confidence I would describe as fair to middling that Food Network was constructed specifically by Satan himself.