Since moving the Muskets! franchise to Hollywood, I\'ve discovered the truth in that old adage: it\'s not what you know, it\'s who you know. What better way to make friends of these people than to arbitrarily rank them from worst to best, in an article whose title implies that even the best aren’t nearly as good as my own troupe?
The French call it \"l\'esprit d\'escalier,\" or \"staircase ghost.\" To the rest of us, it is known simply as the comeback, that divine and tender coincidence of all the universe\'s comedic forces at the perfect moment. A truly good comeback can instantly turn tables, elevate the terminally zinged to the status of champion, and reduce the zinger t