Happiness is better than anger, so here are five golden nuggets I found while panning the Internet.
There are people who spend longer improving their phones than their own personality, and it shows.
I spent much of my childhood hypnotized by computers simpler than most modern watches, and these are the repressed memories of pain I'm confronting
Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
Developers have found amazing ways to screw over their players.
A world where a human has to worry about 'RoboCop' has gone badly wrong.
Our education system has failed us once more.
This movie's core plot is an expert student teaching a freshman how to survive, and its lessons are still good.
He's bold, he's manly, and his recent activities look like Lex Luthor's to-do list.
The Beatles' George Harrison liked gardening. He's dead now. Coincidence?