Why must it always be boring old Santa? There are so many badass Christmas characters out there, just waiting for their time in the limelight.
Let your minions rejoice as you reveal to them your new base of operations, completely empty and ready for mayhem.
On the Internet, pure, unadulterated anger is viral as hell, and if you're not violently overreacting to insignificant topics, you're not a part of the clique.
We don't care if you don't believe in hauntings or ghosts -- go hang out in any of these places at night and your imagination will MAKE them haunted.
Thank you, science, for providing us with valid reasons for being forgetful assholes.
If something from your kitchen makes you sick, would you ever think to blame the grocery store? You should.