Gather ye round the fire for another yuletide reading of the Pumblechook & Figg holiday gift catalog!
We as a nation harbor greater sins than LMFAO. Here are the modern behaviors everyone is guilty of, regardless of party, persuasion, or parish.
You should probably start drinking now.
Football is, and always will be, a rough-and-tumble game.
Horror is, perhaps more than any other genre, often dissatisfying. Every year the same old monsters slouch into theaters.
Hooray for Cinco de Mayo, the day America celebrates Mexico's victory over France!
Sometimes that whole 'man is the real monster' bit is a tad more literal.
At my signal, take off those ironic smirks, and don your extra strength smiles, because your faith in human beings is about to get an upgrade.