Now here she is three days ago, right after getting arrested for fighting with three cops outside a club in Tampa:
Alright kids, who wants to watch that have sex?! See, when I watch it, its research for an article. When you people do it, its sick.
But the thing that elevates Jessica far above your average, ordinary self-destructing non-celebrity is contained in the last sentence of the AP article covering her most recent arrest:
She entered a California rehab facility in July that was to be documented on VH1's reality show "Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew" next year.
The woman, or rather the Producer maliciously filming her unstoppable downward spiral to fill a couple hours in VH1s programming schedule, is a marketing genius. After all, the only thing we like better than watching another human being elevated above the common throng and singled out by Paula Abdul for their extraordinary talent is watching someone ground so thoroughly under Gods boot heel (God has a Western thing) that this happens to them:
In related news, look for these exciting reality shows on VH1 next season!