Comments on: Are These Visions of Things As They Will Be, Or Things As They Might Be? http://www.cracked.com/blog/are-these-signs-of-things-that-will-be-or-things-that-might-be/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Fri, 09 Jan 2009 23:52:53 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Darkness http://www.cracked.com/blog/are-these-signs-of-things-that-will-be-or-things-that-might-be/#comment-17303 Darkness Fri, 11 Apr 2008 04:25:36 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/28/are-these-signs-of-things-that-will-be-or-things-that-might-be/#comment-17303 What will (and by will I mean it's a definite) happen to HM after she gets brutally murdered/raped by those monkeys from which she transferred AIDS from to the human race? I mean, upon entering hell, Satan will obviously bow down to her as she deploys a (fresh) fetus towards his face, oh and of course all of the previous fetus's will have travelled to hell (for being inside of her, no matter how short the time period), so she'll have nice little hell-child army.... Men, I think we're fucked. And by fucked, I mean by AIDS bearing monkeys. What will (and by will I mean it’s a definite) happen to HM after she gets brutally murdered/raped by those monkeys from which she transferred AIDS from to the human race? I mean, upon entering hell, Satan will obviously bow down to her as she deploys a (fresh) fetus towards his face, oh and of course all of the previous fetus’s will have travelled to hell (for being inside of her, no matter how short the time period), so she’ll have nice little hell-child army….

Men, I think we’re fucked. And by fucked, I mean by AIDS bearing monkeys.

]]> By: orangemtl http://www.cracked.com/blog/are-these-signs-of-things-that-will-be-or-things-that-might-be/#comment-15334 orangemtl Wed, 02 Apr 2008 05:14:38 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/28/are-these-signs-of-things-that-will-be-or-things-that-might-be/#comment-15334 All I want to know is where I can get one of those posters with OBEY under the Bush image! I can frame it and then just admire, while wearing my "W: the President" Tshirt. While sacrificing a goat on my home altar to the most high sheDevil Hannah Whose Full Name I Dare Not Speak. All I want to know is where I can get one of those posters with OBEY under the Bush image!
I can frame it and then just admire, while wearing my “W: the President” Tshirt. While sacrificing a goat on my home altar to the most high sheDevil Hannah Whose Full Name I Dare Not Speak.

]]> By: DirtyJerz http://www.cracked.com/blog/are-these-signs-of-things-that-will-be-or-things-that-might-be/#comment-15086 DirtyJerz Mon, 31 Mar 2008 16:27:56 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/28/are-these-signs-of-things-that-will-be-or-things-that-might-be/#comment-15086 Mr. Swaim, I will have hot sex with you...and call you Mr. Swaim while doing it.... Positive enough? Yes? Good? Mr. Swaim,
I will have hot sex with you…and call you Mr. Swaim while doing it….

Positive enough? Yes? Good?

]]> By: kingmonkey +1 http://www.cracked.com/blog/are-these-signs-of-things-that-will-be-or-things-that-might-be/#comment-15051 kingmonkey +1 Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:40:40 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/28/are-these-signs-of-things-that-will-be-or-things-that-might-be/#comment-15051 That's pretty good, Bruce182. I think you're getting the hang of it. That’s pretty good, Bruce182. I think you’re getting the hang of it.

]]> By: Andy Pants http://www.cracked.com/blog/are-these-signs-of-things-that-will-be-or-things-that-might-be/#comment-15019 Andy Pants Mon, 31 Mar 2008 05:30:10 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/28/are-these-signs-of-things-that-will-be-or-things-that-might-be/#comment-15019 I can never take Swaims political posts seriously, it seems like he just picks the topic and general opinions of Ross's last blog so he can get everyone on side but doesn't actually know what he's talking about. That whole Iranian draft thing is so last week. I can never take Swaims political posts seriously, it seems like he just picks the topic and general opinions of Ross’s last blog so he can get everyone on side but doesn’t actually know what he’s talking about. That whole Iranian draft thing is so last week.

]]> By: daniel http://www.cracked.com/blog/are-these-signs-of-things-that-will-be-or-things-that-might-be/#comment-14844 daniel Sat, 29 Mar 2008 16:46:56 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/28/are-these-signs-of-things-that-will-be-or-things-that-might-be/#comment-14844 ANOTHER POSITIVE COMMENT! ANOTHER POSITIVE COMMENT!

]]> By: fragg http://www.cracked.com/blog/are-these-signs-of-things-that-will-be-or-things-that-might-be/#comment-14827 fragg Sat, 29 Mar 2008 13:45:38 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/28/are-these-signs-of-things-that-will-be-or-things-that-might-be/#comment-14827 Is Swaim, even now, asking who he needs to see about a Section 8? Is Swaim, even now, asking who he needs to see about a Section 8?

]]> By: Joel Morris http://www.cracked.com/blog/are-these-signs-of-things-that-will-be-or-things-that-might-be/#comment-14821 Joel Morris Sat, 29 Mar 2008 12:28:42 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/28/are-these-signs-of-things-that-will-be-or-things-that-might-be/#comment-14821 Man, Idyllwild?? I'm assuming you mean the one in California, so why didn't you just do Malibu? If you went to Malibu Creek State Park, you could see the MASH set! Man, Idyllwild?? I’m assuming you mean the one in California, so why didn’t you just do Malibu? If you went to Malibu Creek State Park, you could see the MASH set!

]]> By: shadow http://www.cracked.com/blog/are-these-signs-of-things-that-will-be-or-things-that-might-be/#comment-14817 shadow Sat, 29 Mar 2008 12:09:04 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/28/are-these-signs-of-things-that-will-be-or-things-that-might-be/#comment-14817 auMGik fv7y05y734yfr7f4jkf8v auMGik fv7y05y734yfr7f4jkf8v

]]> By: Matt http://www.cracked.com/blog/are-these-signs-of-things-that-will-be-or-things-that-might-be/#comment-14783 Matt Sat, 29 Mar 2008 08:09:47 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/28/are-these-signs-of-things-that-will-be-or-things-that-might-be/#comment-14783 I think we can all agree that Swaim only went to Idyllwild to avoid the coming apocalypse he has seen with his future-telescope, but decided not to divulge along with the rest of his prophecies, because in the wretched future of flame and torment, there can be only one comedy blogger. Also, there's that place where you can paint pottery. I think we can all agree that Swaim only went to Idyllwild to avoid the coming apocalypse he has seen with his future-telescope, but decided not to divulge along with the rest of his prophecies, because in the wretched future of flame and torment, there can be only one comedy blogger. Also, there’s that place where you can paint pottery.

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