Comments on: Apparently It’s Illegal To Have Sex With A Picnic Table In Public: The Daily Nooner (EST)! http://www.cracked.com/blog/apparently-its-illegal-to-have-sex-with-a-picnic-table-in-public-the-daily-nooner-est/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 22 Nov 2009 18:35:29 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: rob http://www.cracked.com/blog/apparently-its-illegal-to-have-sex-with-a-picnic-table-in-public-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-97796 rob Wed, 15 Jul 2009 12:58:08 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1064#comment-97796 Picnics are cool and exciting. It is definitely wise to save for the rainy days, considering the current economy. A good old fashion picnic is a superb way to save and have fun.. Also, typically most kids love the outdoors, so picnics are a great match. Get your <a href="http://www.epicnicbasket.com" rel="nofollow">picnic baskets</a> and have fun. Picnics are cool and exciting. It is definitely wise to save for the rainy days, considering the current economy. A good old fashion picnic is a superb way to save and have fun.. Also, typically most kids love the outdoors, so picnics are a great match. Get your picnic baskets and have fun.

]]> By: Darkness http://www.cracked.com/blog/apparently-its-illegal-to-have-sex-with-a-picnic-table-in-public-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-17289 Darkness Fri, 11 Apr 2008 03:34:35 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1064#comment-17289 Well, wouldn't you? *shifty eyes Well, wouldn’t you?

*shifty eyes

]]> By: Banana man http://www.cracked.com/blog/apparently-its-illegal-to-have-sex-with-a-picnic-table-in-public-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-16835 Banana man Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:21:28 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1064#comment-16835 I like that noone questions the neighbor's motive for filming it 4 times I like that noone questions the neighbor’s motive for filming it 4 times

]]> By: Andy Pants http://www.cracked.com/blog/apparently-its-illegal-to-have-sex-with-a-picnic-table-in-public-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-16096 Andy Pants Sun, 06 Apr 2008 00:58:13 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1064#comment-16096 Are there picnic tables in prison? Are there picnic tables in prison?

]]> By: Andy Pants http://www.cracked.com/blog/apparently-its-illegal-to-have-sex-with-a-picnic-table-in-public-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-16093 Andy Pants Sun, 06 Apr 2008 00:55:52 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1064#comment-16093 You're missing the point Kingmonkey, it didn't say 'no' so how can we hold this fine gentleman responsible? You’re missing the point Kingmonkey, it didn’t say ‘no’ so how can we hold this fine gentleman responsible?

]]> By: Criolla http://www.cracked.com/blog/apparently-its-illegal-to-have-sex-with-a-picnic-table-in-public-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-16054 Criolla Sat, 05 Apr 2008 21:29:14 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1064#comment-16054 So, if I decide to have sex in my back yard (on a picnic table) with someone else, is that illegal? Is it the fact that he was partnerless having sex on a picnic table that people are having a problem with. Who knows, maybe he was into having sex with invisible women. So, if I decide to have sex in my back yard (on a picnic table) with someone else, is that illegal? Is it the fact that he was partnerless having sex on a picnic table that people are having a problem with. Who knows, maybe he was into having sex with invisible women.

]]> By: kingmonkey +1 http://www.cracked.com/blog/apparently-its-illegal-to-have-sex-with-a-picnic-table-in-public-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-15792 kingmonkey +1 Fri, 04 Apr 2008 12:40:28 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1064#comment-15792 Andy, one might argue that in making no moves, and saying nothing by way of objection, the table gave it's tacit approval. Of course, others might argue that the table may have been too scared to resist, and afterwards was too shaken and scarred to tell anyone it loved. It's a difficult case. Andy, one might argue that in making no moves, and saying nothing by way of objection, the table gave it’s tacit approval.

Of course, others might argue that the table may have been too scared to resist, and afterwards was too shaken and scarred to tell anyone it loved.

It’s a difficult case.

]]> By: Andy Pants http://www.cracked.com/blog/apparently-its-illegal-to-have-sex-with-a-picnic-table-in-public-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-15788 Andy Pants Fri, 04 Apr 2008 12:09:03 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1064#comment-15788 If it was consensual, then who are we to judge? If it was consensual, then who are we to judge?

]]> By: Michael http://www.cracked.com/blog/apparently-its-illegal-to-have-sex-with-a-picnic-table-in-public-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-15745 Michael Fri, 04 Apr 2008 00:26:01 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1064#comment-15745 At least it wasn't a bicycle: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/10/26/nsex126.xml At least it wasn’t a bicycle: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/10/26/nsex126.xml

]]> By: StoatLad http://www.cracked.com/blog/apparently-its-illegal-to-have-sex-with-a-picnic-table-in-public-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-15713 StoatLad Thu, 03 Apr 2008 18:22:46 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1064#comment-15713 I'm tired of all the sexual intolerance in America these days. Bestiality is a crime in most states, gay marriage is still prohibited, and if you want to have furious sex with a picnic table across the street from a school, you have to move to Canada. I’m tired of all the sexual intolerance in America these days. Bestiality is a crime in most states, gay marriage is still prohibited, and if you want to have furious sex with a picnic table across the street from a school, you have to move to Canada.

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