Comments on: Apparently Bill O’Reilly Has ALWAYS Been A Douche: The Daily Nooner (EST)! http://www.cracked.com/blog/apparently-bill-oreilly-has-always-been-a-douche-the-daily-nooner-est/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:46:37 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: KingBushwick the33rd http://www.cracked.com/blog/apparently-bill-oreilly-has-always-been-a-douche-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-56537 KingBushwick the33rd Thu, 27 Nov 2008 04:05:13 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1258#comment-56537 Well,Billy Boy's gonna have Excedrin Headache 5000 Next Wednesday!! CBS Will Show The Annual"Victoria's Secret Fashion Show"Next Wednesday Night@9PM/10 Pacific!!! OMG!!!Women in their Bras and Panties!!! And Usher!! Lingerie Models and a Rapper!!! I imagine O'Reilly's already whining to Dr.Laura about it!! Or else,he's going to the www.clickclickclick.NekkidChicksMan!!website and playing with"Little Bill"!!! Well,Billy Boy’s gonna have Excedrin Headache 5000 Next Wednesday!!
CBS Will Show The Annual”Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show”Next Wednesday Night@9PM/10 Pacific!!!
OMG!!!Women in their Bras and Panties!!! And Usher!!
Lingerie Models and a Rapper!!!
I imagine O’Reilly’s already whining to Dr.Laura about it!!
Or else,he’s going to the http://www.clickclickclick.NekkidChicksMan!!website and playing with”Little Bill”!!!

]]> By: KingBushwick the33rd http://www.cracked.com/blog/apparently-bill-oreilly-has-always-been-a-douche-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-56290 KingBushwick the33rd Wed, 26 Nov 2008 03:29:43 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1258#comment-56290 BTW,Not all Irish Americans are Catholic!! Have you ever heard of Ulster's Scots-Irish Protestants?? We were Lowland Scots that the British kicked oout of Scotland and sent us to kick the Catholic Irish off their land,then getting kicked out of Ulster and sent to America where we turned the tables on the Brits in the Revolutionary War and war of 1812!! Do Davy Crockett;Andrew Jackson;Sam Houston;"Stonewall"Jackson and Audie Murphy ring a bell?? They all were great fightin'men and Scots-Irish to boot!! "If all Else Fails,I Shall Retreat to the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia and Plant My Flag!!There,With The Help Of The Scots-Irish,I Will Make My Stand!!"-George Washington. Hey Billy!!!My Paternal Ancestors can kick your Paternal Ancestor's Asses all the way back to Ireland!! BTW,Not all Irish Americans are Catholic!!
Have you ever heard of Ulster’s Scots-Irish Protestants??
We were Lowland Scots that the British kicked oout of Scotland and sent us to kick the Catholic Irish off their land,then getting kicked out of Ulster and sent to America where we turned the tables on the Brits in the Revolutionary War and war of 1812!!
Do Davy Crockett;Andrew Jackson;Sam Houston;”Stonewall”Jackson and Audie Murphy ring a bell??
They all were great fightin’men and Scots-Irish to boot!!
“If all Else Fails,I Shall Retreat to the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia and Plant My Flag!!There,With The Help Of The Scots-Irish,I Will Make My Stand!!”-George Washington.
Hey Billy!!!My Paternal Ancestors can kick your Paternal Ancestor’s Asses all the way back to Ireland!!

]]> By: KingBushwick the33rd http://www.cracked.com/blog/apparently-bill-oreilly-has-always-been-a-douche-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-56285 KingBushwick the33rd Wed, 26 Nov 2008 03:12:57 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1258#comment-56285 Well,Billo's at it again!!He's all po'ed because the makers of Guitar Hero have Supermodel Heidi Klum do the"Risky Business":Dance in her Bra and Panties!! As usual,his claim is"It's Not The sort of Thing we should Be showing Our Children!!". Or something to that extent!! This from Mr.Grab Ass/Phone Sex!!Funny thing,ten years ago,these same bunch of self righteous windbags thought nothing about telling us the explicit details of Clinton gettin'a BJ from Monica Lewinsky,yet they get all bent out of shape because a model dances around in her undies in a commercial!! Of course,these same bunch soundly condemned Jamie Lynn Spears for being an unwed teenage mother while praising Bristol Palin for being in the same condition!! The reason:Bristol Palin's'Baby Daddy'said he'd marry her!! Well,Sarah Palin didn't get to be the Veep,so suddenly,we hear no more about her and her'Baby Daddy'!! Hmm???!!!Makes me wonder if he flew the coop asap after finding out his Mother in Law didn't win the election so he's off the hook!! Of course,in 1992,while Dan Quayle was busy condemning Candace Bergen's TV Character"Murphy Brown"for being an unwed mother and declaring she's"Destroying Family Values!!", real life unwed mom and C&W Singer Tanya Tucker sang at the GOP Convention that year!! And C&W Singer Gretchen Wilson,the Redneck Woman herself is an unwed mom,yet she's supported the GOP!! Hmmm!!I guess it's wrong to be an unwed mother-unless-your Mother's the Governor of Alaska and Vice Presedential Candidate; or if your'e a Country Singer who supports the GOP!! Then it's okay!! As Led Zepplin sang in"Stairway to Heaven":"It Makes Me Wonder". Well,Billo’s at it again!!He’s all po’ed because the makers of Guitar Hero have Supermodel Heidi Klum do the”Risky Business”:Dance in her Bra and Panties!!
As usual,his claim is”It’s Not The sort of Thing we should Be showing Our Children!!”.
Or something to that extent!!
This from Mr.Grab Ass/Phone Sex!!Funny thing,ten years ago,these same bunch of self righteous windbags thought nothing about telling us the explicit details of Clinton gettin’a BJ from Monica Lewinsky,yet they get all bent out of shape because a model dances around in her undies in a commercial!!
Of course,these same bunch soundly condemned Jamie Lynn Spears for being an unwed teenage mother while praising Bristol Palin for being in the same condition!!
The reason:Bristol Palin’s’Baby Daddy’said he’d marry her!!
Well,Sarah Palin didn’t get to be the Veep,so suddenly,we hear no more about her and her’Baby Daddy’!!
Hmm???!!!Makes me wonder if he flew the coop asap after finding out his Mother in Law didn’t win the election so he’s off the hook!!
Of course,in 1992,while Dan Quayle was busy condemning Candace Bergen’s TV Character”Murphy Brown”for being an unwed mother and declaring she’s”Destroying Family Values!!”,
real life unwed mom and C&W Singer Tanya Tucker sang at the GOP Convention that year!!
And C&W Singer Gretchen Wilson,the Redneck Woman herself is an unwed mom,yet she’s supported the GOP!!
Hmmm!!I guess it’s wrong to be an unwed mother-unless-your Mother’s the Governor of Alaska and Vice Presedential Candidate;
or if your’e a Country Singer who supports the GOP!!
Then it’s okay!!
As Led Zepplin sang in”Stairway to Heaven”:”It Makes Me Wonder”.

]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/apparently-bill-oreilly-has-always-been-a-douche-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-31757 glendoor42 Sun, 18 May 2008 18:54:10 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1258#comment-31757 Well you know what they say about Lucky Charms, they're magically delicious. They 've changed the nature of the charms over the years. Now Lucky the leprechauns main worry about his Lucky Charms is his red balloons. As a side note Mr.Clean and Lucky used to be an item, but there were some spousal abuse charges and lately Lucky has been seen in the company of Toucan Sam.The flavor of fruit and all. GRAHAM NORTON IS GAY????????????!!!!!!!!?????!!!!?, Well you know what they say about Lucky Charms, they’re magically delicious. They ‘ve changed the nature of the charms over the years. Now Lucky the leprechauns main worry about his Lucky Charms is his red balloons.

As a side note Mr.Clean and Lucky used to be an item, but there were some spousal abuse charges and lately Lucky has been seen in the company of Toucan Sam.The flavor of fruit and all.

GRAHAM NORTON IS GAY????????????!!!!!!!!?????!!!!?,

]]> By: Panzier-Stier Ross http://www.cracked.com/blog/apparently-bill-oreilly-has-always-been-a-douche-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-31748 Panzier-Stier Ross Sun, 18 May 2008 16:31:24 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1258#comment-31748 I was thinking more Graham Norton but thanks buddy, from now on whenever I hear the Lucky Charms leprechaun say "they're after me lucky charms" I'll really know 'lucky charms' is secret slang for anus. I was thinking more Graham Norton but thanks buddy, from now on whenever I hear the Lucky Charms leprechaun say “they’re after me lucky charms” I’ll really know ‘lucky charms’ is secret slang for anus.

]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/apparently-bill-oreilly-has-always-been-a-douche-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-31734 glendoor42 Sun, 18 May 2008 11:28:49 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1258#comment-31734 Yeah,that leprechaun from Lucky Charms cereal, he's gay as hell, not that there anything wrong with that, but I'm just saying. Yeah,that leprechaun from Lucky Charms cereal, he’s gay as hell, not that there anything wrong with that, but I’m just saying.

]]> By: Panzier-Stier Ross http://www.cracked.com/blog/apparently-bill-oreilly-has-always-been-a-douche-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-31729 Panzier-Stier Ross Sun, 18 May 2008 10:00:47 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1258#comment-31729 A 6'4" Irishman doesn't make him sound tough, just makes him sound tall and Irish. I've been around quite a few Irish people, they're not all tough, gay Irish people do exist. A 6′4″ Irishman doesn’t make him sound tough, just makes him sound tall and Irish.

I’ve been around quite a few Irish people, they’re not all tough, gay Irish people do exist.

]]> By: stumpy joe http://www.cracked.com/blog/apparently-bill-oreilly-has-always-been-a-douche-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-31728 stumpy joe Sun, 18 May 2008 09:53:27 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1258#comment-31728 Seven stages of grief, nice. Seven stages of grief, nice.

]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/apparently-bill-oreilly-has-always-been-a-douche-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-31719 glendoor42 Sun, 18 May 2008 05:46:06 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1258#comment-31719 You show me a tape of Olbermann acting like a spoiled two year old and I'll gladly add him to my list. I said this earlier in too, size has nothing to do with the ability to kick someone ass. Look at DOB and Gladstone, who as Mace and Machete, are still two of the premium asskickers in Rhode Island history. Their combined heights are barely over 10.5 feet and they are still feared by the Chechnyan mini mafia, a group that traded in illegal growth hormones. You show me a tape of Olbermann acting like a spoiled two year old and I’ll gladly add him to my list.

I said this earlier in too, size has nothing to do with the ability to kick someone ass. Look at DOB and Gladstone, who as Mace and Machete, are still two of the premium
asskickers in Rhode Island history.

Their combined heights are barely over 10.5 feet and they are still feared by the Chechnyan mini mafia, a group that traded in illegal growth hormones.

]]> By: The Elusive Robert Denby http://www.cracked.com/blog/apparently-bill-oreilly-has-always-been-a-douche-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-31643 The Elusive Robert Denby Sat, 17 May 2008 05:34:54 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1258#comment-31643 "It’s called the internet, Mr. O’Reilly, and pretty much everyone on it thinks you’re dick." Actually, I don't see how that'd bother him; it's probably one of the biggest points in his personal plus column. I know it doesn't bother me what millions of anonymous assholes think about anything. By the way, you wanna kick his ass? Best not to fuck with a 6,4 Irishman right off the bat; start with smaller targets such as Keith Olbermann and work your way up from there. That guy sorely needs a beating. “It’s called the internet, Mr. O’Reilly, and pretty much everyone on it thinks you’re dick.”

Actually, I don’t see how that’d bother him; it’s probably one of the biggest points in his personal plus column. I know it doesn’t bother me what millions of anonymous assholes think about anything.

By the way, you wanna kick his ass? Best not to fuck with a 6,4 Irishman right off the bat; start with smaller targets such as Keith Olbermann and work your way up from there. That guy sorely needs a beating.

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