http://www.cracked.com/blog/anyone-want-a-copy-of-gta-iv-im-over-it-the-friday-nooner-est/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Fri, 09 Jan 2009 23:50:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 http://www.cracked.com/blog/anyone-want-a-copy-of-gta-iv-im-over-it-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-28846 kingmonkey +1 Tue, 06 May 2008 12:47:03 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1221#comment-28846 You know, I would probably buy a console just to get a Meat Loaf video game. It'd be all road rage on a motorcycle, scoring by the light of the dashboard, not doing 'that,' admitting that two out of three is not bad... man that would rock like a bat out of some place uncomfortably warm. You know, I would probably buy a console just to get a Meat Loaf video game. It’d be all road rage on a motorcycle, scoring by the light of the dashboard, not doing ‘that,’ admitting that two out of three is not bad… man that would rock like a bat out of some place uncomfortably warm.

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/anyone-want-a-copy-of-gta-iv-im-over-it-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-28830 Tom Tue, 06 May 2008 12:37:34 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1221#comment-28830 Since you showed me this video, I honestly have no idea about anything in the world any more. I feel like all my assumptions are invalid. Since you showed me this video, I honestly have no idea about anything in the world any more. I feel like all my assumptions are invalid.

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/anyone-want-a-copy-of-gta-iv-im-over-it-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-27724 dan Mon, 05 May 2008 13:40:43 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1221#comment-27724 but the Meatloaf title would still be bad ass. for a movie or a video game. hell, he could call his new cd that and i wouldn't even demand royalties. but the Meatloaf title would still be bad ass. for a movie or a video game. hell, he could call his new cd that and i wouldn’t even demand royalties.

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/anyone-want-a-copy-of-gta-iv-im-over-it-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-27721 dan Mon, 05 May 2008 13:39:50 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1221#comment-27721 oh thats true. i must have been thinking of the WAM! duo. strike previous comments from the record. oh thats true. i must have been thinking of the WAM! duo. strike previous comments from the record.

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/anyone-want-a-copy-of-gta-iv-im-over-it-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-27634 kingmonkey +1 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:29:23 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1221#comment-27634 Are you kidding? Meat Loaf would be riding a silver, black phantom bike! Are you kidding? Meat Loaf would be riding a silver, black phantom bike!

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/anyone-want-a-copy-of-gta-iv-im-over-it-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-27197 dan Mon, 05 May 2008 02:46:32 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1221#comment-27197 it will be about Meatloaf being attacked by rogue politicians and shit. he could also drive a Pinto and instead of spinners or a flak jacket, he has novelty car horns and an obscene weight re-gain to protect him. it will be about Meatloaf being attacked by rogue politicians and shit. he could also drive a Pinto and instead of spinners or a flak jacket, he has novelty car horns and an obscene weight re-gain to protect him.

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/anyone-want-a-copy-of-gta-iv-im-over-it-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-27196 dan Mon, 05 May 2008 02:44:45 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1221#comment-27196 actually, fuck fiddy. i won't buy another action game about musicians until they release Meatloaf:Cook Till Dead. actually, fuck fiddy. i won’t buy another action game about musicians until they release Meatloaf:Cook Till Dead.

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/anyone-want-a-copy-of-gta-iv-im-over-it-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-27097 glendoor42 Sun, 04 May 2008 23:07:56 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1221#comment-27097 It would make as much sense. It would make as much sense.

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/anyone-want-a-copy-of-gta-iv-im-over-it-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-27077 Metalbrainsurgery Sun, 04 May 2008 22:29:34 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1221#comment-27077 If only it were buckethead killing terrorists. That would be a game I would play. If only it were buckethead killing terrorists. That would be a game I would play.

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/anyone-want-a-copy-of-gta-iv-im-over-it-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-26940 kingmonkey +1 Sun, 04 May 2008 19:44:56 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1221#comment-26940 It's pronounced FYOO-CHURRR!, Andy Pants, and sadly it features Under Armour more prominently than robosex. It’s pronounced FYOO-CHURRR!, Andy Pants, and sadly it features Under Armour more prominently than robosex.

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