Some of you may remember my blog post on Monday about environmentalists, and why I don’t necessarily “hate” them, but I may “harbor a feeling of extreme enmity, revulsion, or hatred” towards them.
Well, in exhaustively researching that deeply factually flawed piece of info-journalism, I had the unexpected pleasure of being confronted with a series of (mostly) gorgeous naked women while image searching for bullshit pictures to keep you interested during my long, rambling tirade. And here they are:
Seriously, those are all on the first page of a Google Image Search for “PETA.” Don’t read the text on that first one, by the way; it’s the exact opposite of what belongs on a picture of a naked woman. By which I mean it’s the exact opposite of [insert joke about your penis and/or sperm].
Also, WHO STILL WEARS FUR?!! I mean, if it’s going to get Alicia Silverstone naked, I guess it’s fine, but I seriously haven’t seen anyone wearing fur in at least five years. The whole thing is bizarre, and implies that at some point in the past, at PETA’s public relations headquarters, this conversation occurred:
A Dog, Who is also President of PETA: You guys, people totally hate us for our extremism. What should we do? Blow up something?
6th Degree Vegan: I have an even better idea. Naked ladies.
3rd Degree Vegan: What about them?
6th Degree Vegan: Put them everywhere. All our ads. Connect them to our cause, no matter how tenuously.
A Dog: But that has nothing to do with our beliefs or values.
6th Degree Vegan: Yeah but sex sells.
3rd Degree Vegan: Really?
6th Degree Vegan: I’m pretty sure. I read it on the back of a business book while I was in line at Kinko’s.
A Dog: You went to Kinko’s?! Don’t you know their glue base is made from the eye jelly of the endangered Moroccan Root Beetle?!
6th Degree Vegan: Oh No!
The 6th Degree Vegan kills himself in the traditional PETA method, by standing up too fast and collapsing from exhaustion. The others, loathe to let any part of an animal go to waste, construct a crude bicycle out of the corpse and ride it to a falafel bar.
So don’t masturbate too hard, fellas (and lesbos; I don’t discriminate). Most of those women are nuts.
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November 20th, 2008 at 11:47 pm
You’re kind of retarded, huh?
First you call PETA “environmentalists”…
Which they’re not. They’re an animal rights organization. Animals have about as much to do with the environment as you do.
To PETA, environmental concerns end at the same point as human environmental concerns do– as in, the environment directly around the animals in question. Almost all of their attention goes to domesticated animals; environmental concerns are immaterial to PETA.
Second, the degrees of veganism thing… Yeah, I know you most likely got it from that episode of the Simpsons where Lisa had a crush on that guy played by Jonathon Taylor Thomas, but… It’s really not that funny and anybody who understands veganism/vegetarianism understands that veganism = not consuming animal products. Nuff said.
I’m not really interested in debating the merits of vegetarianism and animal rights with people on the internet; after all, the internet turns you into an asshole who has to defend your position to the death. It does it to me, too. That’s the whole point of the internet.
But I will point out the stupid errors that make you look like a stupid idiot for saying these things.
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March 27th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
not all meat is killed in an inhumane way. if fact, one of the qualifications for kosher meat is that the animal be killed in a way that spares it the most pain (by law to kill the animal its head must swiftly be chopped off. that way all nerve connections to the brain are cut and there is less pain for the animal).
March 19th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
What’s a great way to protest the exploitation of animals? The exploitation of women!
March 18th, 2008 at 1:28 am
I really don’t get why some people worry so much about what someone else is eating.
If you don’t want to eat meat,that’s your decision.But if I have some type of meat with my veggies,I don’t need or want to hear your views on my dietary habits.What I consume Is no one’s business but my own.As for the wearing of fur or leather,if I live where it’s cold
and fur will keep me warm.Then I’ll wear fur.And if someone throws red paint on me,or the coat that I bought to keep myself warm.Well let’s just say,we’ll both be getting charges down at the police station.Them for ruining my coat,and me for hanging a boot in their ass.
I’m not any more agressive than the next guy,but I will not hesitate to protect myself or my property.I am 6′3″ 240 lbs,a former member of the 101 st. Airbourne,I was taught how to
survive in almost any weather and in varied terrain situations (mountains,desert,swamp,jungle,and the artic)I will improvise,I will adapt,I will over come,
I will survive.I will be warm and well fed in any situation.No brag,just fact.
March 8th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
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March 2nd, 2008 at 2:09 am
“I am genuinely curious as to what the grand plan actually is”
is there a plan? i don’t think any petas expect better than reduced fur sales.
but if every human went vegan, what happens to ol’ MacDonald’s farm’s residents?
well, what would you do if you didn’t want brainless teacup chupacabras or other republicans? stop breeding them. the old ones will die out. true for any biological thing, including johnsongrass
btw, farm critters sometimes go feral, but people tend to kill them off. readup on invasive species like zebra mussels (and johnsongrass). very costly.
March 2nd, 2008 at 1:48 am
fixed your url: http://images.google.com/images?q=Peta&safe=off
to the carnivores: why not eat your relatives? that would reduce the number of species killed by humans (hunters, house dwellers, etc).
go to a feedlot/sty. or drive thru iowa. dare to inhale.
then, the next time you smell parts of that critter cooking, you will recognize the smell of feedlot. you still wanna eat something that smells like it’s been rubbed in pigshit?
February 28th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
I think I’d rather just rape a panda bear. That’ll be my fur coat, a nice fat chubby panda stuffed and mounted on the end of my cock wrapping its arms and legs around me.
February 27th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
Who wants to go to the SPCA with me tomorrow and kick kittens?!
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February 27th, 2008 at 2:37 am
I’ve never understood the vicious hatred that a lot of meat eaters have for vegans.
I mean, yeah, there are those obnoxious ones that scoff at you when you say you want a cheeseburger, and ask you if you’re happy with the fact that you’re supporting heartless butchery. The ones who find some sort of sick pleasure in describing every single thing that happens in a cruel slaughterhouse. The ones who watch endless videos of butchery and then post them on your myspace.. BUT COME ON. There aren’t many of those. Okay, well, maybe there are. But hey! Check out their clothes hanging off of their scrawny bodies! You can totally beat them up! And what’s the use of arguing reasonably with someone when you could just beat the hell out of them? Seriously. Take your rack of lamb and pummel the hell out of that vegan until your suppressed rage has subsided until the next month when your wife looks at you wrong and incurs a much deserved uterus punching.
Problem solved!
February 20th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
Recipe:
Roast CAT
Take one cat and and kick it 3 or 4 times to make it nice and tender. And then hang it upside down and cut it’s head,after it has stoped moving remove it’s fur coat ( you can use it for a hat ). You will need 1 lemon
2 medium Onions
some Olive oil
Cut up meat and onions and cook until done. put it all on some “PETA” bread and enjoy!!!!
Get over yourself’s this is a joke !!!!
Will not the recipe but peta sure is. and so is being a vegan or what ever you are calling your selfs now.
I grew up on a farm and have worked with animals, And I eat meat 3 times a day “EVERY DAY” and I am 55 years old and my Doc. says that I am very very healthy I am 200LB’s 6′ 2″ tall and ware size 32 pants and can bench press 510LB’s any day of the week. You should try it ( eating meat ) and you may not be so skinny like the little twig’s in the pic’s. Someone on here said that they would like to see peta throw paint on an hells angels leather jacket Will I would like to see that also, or better yet please let one of them put paint on any of my leathers or fur jackets will lets just say that I would be so happy for them that I would makesure that they get to go on a helicopter ride. Will you know I have never had problems with peta until today when I read in music news that peta jumped all over Aretha Franklin just because she had on a fur coat: “SO WHAT” leave her alone she can put on all of the fur she wan’t’s to. And now because of this I am going to buy my wife a new fur and my mom one too, and I am going to makesure that it is a real fur and came from the worst place that I can, I may even take up hunting again JUST FOR THE FURS if you don’t leave her alone, and this is no joke.
February 19th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
I would just like to post another comment regarding all of the people who don’t seem to understand veganism at all. If you research the farms and factories that these animals are commodified in, you will see that it is very dangerous to our environment to be continuing to do things the way we are. And cows are not born with full, ready-to-be-milked udders. They are like humans in that, they have a baby and the baby drinks that milk. What we do is shove sperm into them, force them to have babies and then take the babies right away. So the milk needs to go somewhere, so we milk them and then kill them. The cages they live in do not allow movement. They are forced to live horrific lives without friends or family or any emotional comfort(yes, animals have feelings). And if you are the type that loves their dog but eats meat, I suggest you do some more research. All animals have the same emotional and intellectual capacities of cats and dogs. In fact pigs are smarter than both these animals. Just clearing that up!
February 19th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Hey
I’ve been vegan for almost three years now and have never been healthier. I have a lot more energy than before and get sick a whole lot less. Before you start bashing something, try it out. It’s fun! And I do not support peta. Most serious animal rights activists don’t. I’m a lot more interested in saving animals than I am in seeing naked women on billboards.
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January 31st, 2008 at 1:26 am
Of course we should reduce unnecessary suffering and poor conditions.
But unless PETA is going to adopt every animal on the face of the earth and make all the predators vegan, most animals will either
- run from predators all their lives and die being eaten alive or starving to death
- be protected, get shot in the head one day and be memorialized as a delicious pork roast
So eat up, it’s the most humane and dignified thing to do
January 31st, 2008 at 12:32 am
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January 27th, 2008 at 2:41 am
I had two cheeseburgers for lunch and I couldn’t feel better about it.
January 23rd, 2008 at 2:16 pm
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January 23rd, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Advertising like this and lynch mobs with red paint have succesfully eradicated most real fur to the point that it is so rare it’s looked at by collectors. I’d love to get me a hat made out of a racoon, or real manly bear boxer shorts, or cougar lingerie for a girl I know who just turned 34.
January 23rd, 2008 at 11:53 am
Unless they avoid leather and meat like the plague too, I suggest they shut-up about fur. Otherwise, it’s called ‘hypocrite’.
January 23rd, 2008 at 6:14 am
I can vaguely see in my head why vegans don’t eat animals and stuff-i don’t agree with it, but i can see it. But what in Uncle Sam’s nipples is logical, environmentally friendly or healthy about not eating dairy products like milk and cheese? You know what happens to cows when they don’t get milked? Their udders get swollen, the milk curdles and they DIE, PETA-tards. How is it inhumane to acquire the healthy, great-tasting stuff we get from milking cows? We’re doing them a favour! ESPECIALLY as the udder is essentially a cow’s breasts! The cow gets an electric joy machine strapped to its nipples and has a wild old time!
January 22nd, 2008 at 9:16 pm
So don’t exploit animals, but people are okay?
Blech.
Has anyone here seen that “Best (fatal) Hunting Accidents” PETA blog?
They’d rather their fellow human die than a fish.
Those people are crazy.
January 22nd, 2008 at 1:54 pm
I think Troy McClure summed it up best:
Jimmy: Uhh, Mr. McClure? I have a crazy friend who says its wrong to eat meat. Is he crazy?
Troy: Nooo, just ignorant. You see your crazy friend never heard of “The Food Chain”. Just ask this scientician.
Scientician: Uhhh…
Troy: He’ll tell you that, in nature, one creature invariably eats another creature to survive. Don’t kid yourself Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!
January 22nd, 2008 at 11:45 am
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@TheDarkLord, January 21st, 2008 at 3:49 am
just some basic biology lesson you apperently missed at school: animals eat plants. so i am wondering how you plan to eat meat without hurting a plant. (just as i’m wondering about your age, you don’t seem old enough to still be up that late)
January 21st, 2008 at 9:32 pm
You guys did a post on nude Peta activists and you left out Joanna Krupa? Wtf is wrong with you?
January 21st, 2008 at 5:27 pm
It’s your dog there larry,torch away, but I think you kind of missed the point.
January 21st, 2008 at 5:01 pm
“Therefore it is impossible to be inhumane to an animal”
oh seriously? sweet, i guess I’ll go set fire to my dog now. Thanks!
January 21st, 2008 at 4:44 pm
I made a joke of it a few posts ago, but seriously, what do vegans think would happen to domesticated farm animals if we all stopped eating their meat, wearing their skin, and consuming products made with their various other bits-and-bobs? What possible use is there for a cow or pig otherwise? They aren’t my idea of a good pet.
You wouldn’t even be able to go and see them in a zoo, because if the pale, sickly-looking tofu-lovers ever managed to actually impose their dietary beliefs upon the rest of ous carnivores, they’d certainly ban zoos as well.
So what happens to old McDonald’s barnyard chums then? Ignoring the insultingly stereotypical description of a vegan, I am genuinely curious as to what the grand plan actually is…
January 21st, 2008 at 4:30 pm
I’m always amused when people claim that whatever diet they think is healthy will work for everyone else.
News flash- there is great genetic diversity in humans, and some of us are perfectly healthy eating no meat, while others can be perfectly healthy eating nothing BUT meat. There are historical examples of BOTH in various cultures (see ancient Finland and Lappland for cultures where only women ate vegetables, or India for cultures where men eat no meat at all).
I eat meat that’s organically raised, ethically killed and sanitarily butchered. It costs extra! I kill my own meat when possible, because it’s unethical to eat anything you are not willing to kill yourself. I don’t use plastic for anything if I can avoid it (not always possible, unfortunately). I have less environmental impact than some city-dwelling vegan with plastic shoes, and my lifestyle is far more sustainable, and environmental destruction is crueler to the animals than hunting them is.
January 21st, 2008 at 10:15 am
Dear Lothlorien Elf Enthusiasts (moral vegetarians):
If you ever tried my slow-cooked pork ribs, your moral foundation would crumble so quickly that you would actually start aiming for the chipmunks on the road before you re-calibrated your sense of decency.
Which is good because these comments make me think that you are mentally retarded to the very degree of which you believe yourselves enlightened. Isn’t that a neat coincidence?
Also, this post was funny enough to link and send to friends of all dietary backgrounds!
January 21st, 2008 at 5:01 am
Well I guess there are no vegans are willing to stand up and explain their beliefs. I just want to know why they think it’s cruel or wrong to eat meat. I personally only eat meat about twice a week. That is for health reasons not any moral issues. Ancient man did not eat meat everyday and when he did he had to work like hell to get it.
Truly our bodies are not designed to digest meat three times a day everyday. However, we evolved eating meat when we could get it and probably evolved as we did because of meat eating. The proteins and amino acids in meat allowed our brains to grow larger and develop into the brains we have today. Cooking of this meat allowed further development and growth of the human brain. Unfortunately these evolved brains we have now has led some people to think that they can extend human ideals and concepts to non human organisms. Some of these folks say it is inhumane to eat animals. Well guess what the root word of inhumane is, that’s right boys and girls, HUMAN. Therefore it is impossible to be inhumane to an animal. If you tried to treat a cow, hog, chicken or a fish like a human
Guess what would happen if you did? Say you invited them to your house to watch a movie. They would just shit and piss all over your floor and furniture and break shit. Except the fish he would just flop around a bit then shit on your floor and die, because he can’t live out of the water. I’m not advocating beating puppies with bats or tying a paper bag to a cats tail and setting it on fire to watch it run like hell( One of my Grandaddies actually did this but this was back in the 1930’s and there was no TV, so it was excusable) But just use some common sense , which a lot of vegans and PETA people seem to be lacking.
January 21st, 2008 at 3:49 am
Yes, plants are living things. I personally, will not harm a vegetable. I will only eat meat. I will not eat any vegetables or use any vegetable products. Nothing that has to do with plant life will touch or enter my body. I will viciously condemn anyone who uses plants in any aspect of their lives. Before you eat your next vegetable pie, consider that you tear the plants from their homes, cruelly slice them into pieces, stuff them in cans, and then cook their corpses. You are SICK! (see how ridiculous it looks from the other end?)
January 20th, 2008 at 11:20 pm
How about bread? You take some ground plants (wheat), add some living organisms (yeast), allow the organisms to propogate, then stuff them in the oven and kill them all. Choke that down with your toast.
January 20th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
Could someone please explain to me why it is ok to eat plants but not ok to animals.
According to some research I have read, plants can feel pain and some have even gone so far as to say that they have emotions. So I would like to know what the difference is or at least someone please explain to me why it is not ok to eat meat.
January 20th, 2008 at 9:54 pm
Um ISeeDumbPeople, seeing this is somehow worse then watching a lion rip apart a gazelle?
Hey it’s nature, the only mammals that have 3D hearing and vision, are meat eaters. It’s what we were built to do.
January 20th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
You know, if PETA has been around several thousand years ago and had their way, we would not have dogs and cats as pets today. Ok, I would be alright with the cat thingy, but it would really suck not having dogs.
I’ve always wanted to ask a PETA person, why is it ok to eat one life form, but not another? Isn’t that a little hypocritical?
A Vegan that has a house on land that used to support nature has killed more animals then a hunter could ever dream of.
I say: “Save the animals, eat a PETA!”
January 20th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
“and not everyone who eats meat enjoys torturing animals.”
Well most of the people commenting here seem to take a certain relish in it. Pretty sad. I guess being brought face to face with the fact that you are party to really nasty cruel stuff thats largely unnecessary, goes against ones intrinsic belief that one is a sophisticated, thoughtful, intelligent and perfectly civilised 20th century human being incapable of wrongdoing and hence tends to get folks very defensive.
Your meat diet supports a profit driven industry, devoid of ethics, which does unspeakable things to millions of animals every day. And They don’t care about humans much either. Wages and working conditions suck (and surely can’t be good for one’s mental well being!) and Growth hormones, pus and antibiotics get into the meat/milk and screw with peoples health.
So, before you eat your next meat pie, I challenge you to visit a slaughterhouse or factory chicken farm (if they let you in. they can be quite paranoid and secretive.) and have a look at some of the reality behind your lifestyle. After all, if what goes on there is perfectly ok then you won’t really mind will you? Then go ahead and enjoy your dinner.
January 20th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
As a side point, there is a gray area. Some of you may not know that you are able to be a vegetarian, but not be an asshole, and not everyone who eats meat enjoys torturing animals.
January 20th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
See, this is what happens when we Americans aren’t fighting for something that matters, we rally around stupid shit. I’m all for hot women, I mean, I’d rather you were naked than wore fur too, but for a pretty different reason. But seriously, I don’t care if someone wants to be a vegetarian, hey, it’s the land of the free, knock yourself out. Trying to ram it down other peoples throats is fucking bullshit. It’s no better than if someone tries to force religion. Veganism (or whatever the fuck they call their way of life) is just another way for assholes to try to say their better than other people and thereby becoming bigger assholes. And you know, no matter what, somewhere, somehow along the line, you use animal products of somekind, no matter who the fuck you are. It gets in there eventually, you can’t avoid it. Your food has bugs (even with pesticides, imagine how many without). And you know, many vegans also happen to believe in evolution, which doesn’t make any logical sense, because if we’re all just animals, then the strong survive, and humans are the strongest animal. And, if you’re that rare vegan who happens to be a Christian (yes, I know there are other religions, I just happen to know this one) then you should know the Almighty said it was totally cool for us to eat animals. You know who killed the first animal? GOD. That’s right, book of Genesis, check it out.
January 20th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Actually, fur has been pretty dang trendy this past winter, as seen in the collections of Versace, Marc Jacobs, Miu Miu, Christian Lacroix, Valentino, Elie Saab, Jean Paul Gaultier to name a few.
Other than that I agree with you completely.
January 20th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Not that im complaining about their current advertising scheme, but i dont see how its going to make people become vegetarian.
January 20th, 2008 at 4:50 am
I don’t eat/drink cow products because they’re fed subsidized corn, and given horomones and antibiotics. On the other hand, these factors are the reason that 90% of North American women have giant boobs.
I am torn.
January 19th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
The “ethical” vegetarians look down on leather too, John, and a lot of them want the meat industry outlawed entirely and constantly tout the health benefits of being vegetarian, ignoring economic constraints or biological makeup that would make meat necessary (like a B12 deficiency, or anemia, or being severely underweight and needing extra fat or whatever).
They’re fucking crazy, by the way.
Me, I’m a (non-ethical) vegetarian and I don’t like leather…but that’s because wearing another animal’s skin kinda grosses me out. Same with eating another animal, but if other people want to, have fun, I’ll sit over here with my pasta and salad.
January 19th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
What do veggies think about leather? Since it’s a by-product of beef, and I doubt as much as 1% of dead cows in history were killed primarily for leather, isn’t using leather just being economical with the corpse of an animal that would die for the meat anyway?
January 19th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
If people want to wear fur or leather that’s up to them, just like eating meat. I have seen a video of some animals getting skinned alive for fur and it was pretty damn disturbing; I didn’t like that. As long as it’s not like that, I don’t have any problem with it.
January 19th, 2008 at 10:24 am
I’m confused. Although initial anti-anti-fur, thanks to CRACKED I recently became aquainted with the terms ‘furries’ and ‘yiffing,’ and now believe that for the good of mankind anyone with even slight pro-fur leanings should be cleansed with fire and sword.
January 18th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
A friend of my wife’s got a vegan wallet for Christmas. To me it looked like a genuine imitation leather wallet or something that would have had faux in the title on it somewhere. It would have normally cost about 5 bucks, but you stamp Vegan on it and her husband pays ninety dollars for it. Fucking yuppie moron.
January 18th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
If it weren’t for me, you’d be writing Scientology pamplets under the brutal command of Kirstie Alley from the poop (lol) deck of the U.S.S. Enterprise, Swaim. Now where’s my Mendes booty?
January 18th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Hey um, what’s your point there?
With all those contadictary statements you should be a politician.
January 18th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
People started wearing fur because it’s fucking warm and we were fucking freezing in the winter. It was kind of a necessity back then. These days we have synthetics that can do the job, but let me tell you from personal experience, real, actual fur is awesome for keeping out the cold, because, well, that’s why the ANIMALS have it. At the same time, a lot of companies do things in a lot of different fucked up ways because it’s economically advantagious (translation: they make more money from cruel methods), such as debeaking chickens and forcing feedlot animals to eat corn (which cows and other rumen animals aren’t evolved to tolerate). If I can get cruelty-free food/fur/leather/whatever, I do so. Unfortunately, it’s awfully hard to be certain of what’s really cruelty-free and what’s a marketing scheme (especially when the Government and USDA are heavily influenced by the cattle industry).
As for the nekkid ladies, I’m in favor of any excuse to show the beautiful human form naked, regardless of gender. I’d just like to see some of these PETA nuts throwing paint on leather-jacket-wearing Hell’s Angels instead of just upper class rich people. That would be not only fair, but also hilarious. Specially if it gets caught on camera.
January 18th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Wild_Marker: I think wearing ‘human fur’ is only a problem if it’s someone else’s
January 18th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Fucking vegans.
“Hey man, you know what I haven’t seen for like, ages, man? A pig”
“Of course not you fucking hippy retard, we don’t eat them anymore, so they all died. What were you expecting us to do, pay good money feeding them so they can wallow in their own shit all fucking day? Fucking hippy. Get a job. And a bath…”
January 18th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
I WILL NOT BE LECTURED BY A PIZZA DELIVERY BOY!
January 18th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
You forgot the best ad, the one with Eva Mendes.
January 18th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
super funny post- FUCK peta-
January 18th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
these pictures are nice and sweet as the ones on casualpal.com
January 18th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
yea, agree with Wild_Maker
January 18th, 2008 at 11:43 am
That’s my major problem with the whole “ethical consumer” thing. That it is so expensive usually that there are people who can’t afford it so its like ethics and feeling superior is only available to you once you hit a certain income level. If not then you can go choke on hamburger helper or something.
January 18th, 2008 at 11:26 am
So wait, if the naked ladies go naked, aren’t they actually going ON HUMAN FUR??
January 18th, 2008 at 11:25 am
Enviromentalists also assume everyone can insulate the lofts of their suburban homes and spend their free-time gardening in their expansive back yards. And pay for free-range, organic crap.
Because, after all, no one lives in apartment blocks in the city or in shitty low-income housing right?
January 18th, 2008 at 11:05 am
The fur thing is actually a perfect example of how PETA marginalizes itself. In their silly little rich worlds, they see fur everywhere so they assume that it is a real issue when fur actually represents perhaps the smallest fraction of any industry mistreating and killing animals. I honestly believe that these people do this shit so that they can schmooze about it at Hollywood cocktail parties.
January 18th, 2008 at 10:49 am
Fur is on a lot of women’s clothing and accesories, as lining and/or on the collar, on many jackets, boots, sweaters, handbags, etc. I have a lot myself, not like I try to seek out things with fur on them but it really is everywhere, in the winter especially.
January 18th, 2008 at 10:40 am
I would rape a fucking panda bear for a bacon-coat.
January 18th, 2008 at 8:59 am
MMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm. bacon-coat……. grrugugururugurugurg
January 18th, 2008 at 8:49 am
Haven’t vegetarians ever heard of synthetic fibres? Or fibres from plants? You can eat meat and not wear fur so I’m a little confused as to how just vegetarianism = naked.
Unless there are coats made out of bacon, I guess.
January 18th, 2008 at 8:27 am
Last post!