Another Dating Show With No Balls
There's a new reality dating show coming out, and if these photos are any indication, the bachelorette really digs sex.
Her name is Calpernia Addams. She's been a showgirl, an actress, and, oh, one more thing, she used to be a dude.
Yarp. Transamerican Love Story will premiere on LOGO and feature eight men courting one transgender woman. Unfortunately, LOGO just doesn't have sound commercial instincts because all the contestants will know about Calpernia's former status as a man before the show even starts. Personally, I would have preferred springing the news on a bunch of redneck suitors after a big sloppy kiss. But I guess LOGO wanted to go a different way. Something about showing that transgender relationships are a normal part of society. Personally, I think it's unnatural. I like my women to have a cock and balls the way God intended.
Oh, and this just in, the FOX network is in production on a new series called Who Wants To Marry Calpernia Addams' Penis?
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Callie is a beautiful human being and maybe what I could suggest to you all is instead of focusing on the whole female/male thing...try viewing her the way you all want to be viewed...as a human with a heart and a soul. Wow, humanity's need for sarcasm is vile today. Love her as you would love yourself...or maybe that's where you need to start (?)
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ReplyIt would be great if they producers somehow managed to get the roommate-murderer out of prison and on the show as a contestant. Awk-WARD!
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Calpurnia Addams was dating a soldier at FT Campbell, KY. Then the GI's roomate got drunk and beat him to death with a baseball bat, got twenty years. Lovely. Now (S)He's on a TV show? People in general are whores. Attention grabbing whores at that. Not that I care, I'm not the morality police.
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They are replaying that show on the FOX Reality Channel
ReplyThere's Something About Miriam (the UK reality show featuring a Brazilian She-Male) was one of the funniest things i've ever seen.
ReplyEspecially when the clueless, posturing guys would talk about there being 'a lot of testosterone in the room.'
Uh huh.